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Posted at 9:48 AM ET, 02/18/2011

Kardashians make $65M in 2010; Prankster makes off with Paris Hilton's birthday cake

By Liz Kelly

The Kardashians made $65 million in 2010. Says mom Kris of her daughters' ubiquity: "We'll take Kim in a bikini and put her on a beach towel. So you would be laying on a Kardashian at the pool." What time does happy hour start?

David Arquette has stepped in to fill the void left by Michael Vick's "Oprah" cancellation. Oprah will interview Arquette next week and, we assume, talk about his split from Courteney Cox and a recent stint in rehab.

Lady Gaga wears condom-inspired outfit for "GMA" appearance:

Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe officially split. In related news, Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were apparently dating.

Denise Richards, who apparently has nothing better to do than accompany ex Charlie Sheen to New York so he can... umm... party, let it be known that she would enthusiastically sign on to the next season of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Andy Cohen, are you listening?

Some dude apparently crashed Paris Hilton's 30th birthday party and stole her cake. Charges have yet to be filed, but the thief left a hot trail -- this Facebook page titled "I Crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday and Accidentally The Whole Cake." (No clues yet on who stole the missing word from the title.)

By Liz Kelly  | February 18, 2011; 9:48 AM ET
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The first time I read that Paris Hilton item, I swear it said someone crashed her birthday party and stole her COKE. It seems equally as likely. More so if it was LiLo's birthday party.

Posted by: MStreet1 | February 18, 2011 10:20 AM | Report abuse


CONTESTANT: I'll take 'Kardiashiana' for $800, please, Alex.

[The $800 square lights up to indicate Daily Double.]

ALEX TREBEK: It's a Daily Double. You can wager up to your total winnings so far.

CONTESTANT: Let's make it a true Daily Double, Alex. I'll bet it all.

[applause]

ALEX TREBEK: A true Daily Double. [reading] The Kardashians made $65 million in 2010. Kris of her daughters' ubiquity: "We'll take Kim in a bikini and put her on a beach towel. So you would be laying on a Kardashian at the pool."

CONTESTANT: What is, 'Why does the rest of the world hate America?'

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"Lady Gaga wears condom-inspired outfit for "GMA" appearance." Something about that show's hosts rubber the wrong way.


Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe's relationship was a Zen tree falling in a forest.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 18, 2011 10:23 AM | Report abuse

MStreet, I think Paris leads LiLo on the Official Coke Adds Life Scorecard: Ms. Hilton was arrested in Vegas in August for possession of the Columbian Marching Powder...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20416506,00.html

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 18, 2011 10:42 AM | Report abuse

Perhaps it was a coke filled cake, MStreet?

Either way, this person is my hero.

Posted by: DCCubefarm | February 18, 2011 11:00 AM | Report abuse

What kind of condom has a reservoir tip shaped like *that*?

Posted by: DCCubefarm | February 18, 2011 11:04 AM | Report abuse

Did the perp leave Paris Hilton's cake out in the rain? Was she able to take it? How long did it take to make it? Will she ever have that recipe again?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 18, 2011 11:14 AM | Report abuse

You know there is a word for someone who profits off the sexual exploits of another. It starts with a "p" and ends with an "imp."

Posted by: epjd | February 18, 2011 11:22 AM | Report abuse

Oooh, nooo!

Posted by: lostcyclist | February 18, 2011 11:22 AM | Report abuse

You know there is a word for someone who profits off the sexual exploits of another. It starts with a "p" and ends with an "imp."

Posted by: epjd

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Popcorn shrimp?

Great now I'm hungry (but afraid of violating human trafficking laws)

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 18, 2011 11:25 AM | Report abuse

hey Liz Kelly:

about the word missing from "accidently the whole cake"

it's a meme in a sense. kids think it's funny to leave out verbs. such as...

I can't believe I accidently my entire house

she accidently the whole lollipop

the guys downtown accidently both of the horses

Posted by: steampunk | February 18, 2011 11:48 AM | Report abuse

Was that a French Tickler on her head?

Posted by: kabuki3 | February 18, 2011 11:49 AM | Report abuse

Okay, how many of us read steampunk's post and thought the missing verb in all three sentences was the f-word?

Oh, and not accidently [sic], either.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 18, 2011 11:51 AM | Report abuse

Lady Gaga's, I meant.

Posted by: kabuki3 | February 18, 2011 11:52 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, I think you are clear. As long as the shrimpers weren't trafficked. Which is always a question. But the key word is "knowingly" profit.

Great, now *I* am hungry.

Posted by: epjd | February 18, 2011 12:16 PM | Report abuse

epjd-
my thoughts exactly. And mom is pretty proud of herself too. Heaven forbid they be taught how to make a living being independent of their pimp, and do things for themselves, like change a flat, check their oil, grocery shopping on a budget, change a light bulb. Heck, even the mom might have to find a more honest profession....

Posted by: anonymouslurker | February 18, 2011 12:29 PM | Report abuse

Shrimpers? Who knew we had to import illegal foreign toe suckers now?

Yes kids, that word does not mean what you think it means.

Slang defintion of a "shrimper" is someone who enjoys toe sucking. Though I'm not sure if they enjoyed being the suck-er or suck-ee.

And here's where I thank John Waters for improving my weird sexual fetish vocabulary!!

Posted by: wadejg | February 18, 2011 2:40 PM | Report abuse

Byoolin, what did you think of Watson identifying Toronto as a U.S. city on man-vs.-machine "Jeopardy!"? Do you think it knows something we don't, like that English-speaking Canada is about to be annexed to the U.S. and become the 51st state?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 18, 2011 2:48 PM | Report abuse

wadejg
Shrimpers? Who knew we had to import illegal foreign toe suckers now?

Uh, didn't Sarah Ferguson do that?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 18, 2011 2:54 PM | Report abuse

I think Byoolin was behind Watson's faux pas.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 18, 2011 3:09 PM | Report abuse

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