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Posted at 9:59 AM ET, 02/ 2/2011

Lindsay Lohan suspected in jewel heist; Zsa Zsa Gabor back in hospital

By Liz Kelly

Lindsay Lohan. (AP)

Update: Lindsay Lohan is denying a report that she walked out of an L.A. store with a necklace worth $2,500 (its value has apparently been halved since this morning's first report, below).

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(Originally posted at 8:41 a.m. ET)
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned over a piece of jewelry worth $5,000 to cops. According to TMZ, the owner of an L.A. store last week filed a police report about the missing bling and handed over a store surveillance video in which Lohan was seen wearing the necklace before it disappeared. Police were apparently in the process of getting a search warrant when the jewelry was returned by one of Lohan's pals. [TMZ]

More morning mix -- including the latest on Halle Berry's custody battle and which fellow musician Elton John would like to see in rehab -- after the jump...

Celebrity Beat: A rep for Gabriel Aubry is calling Halle Berry's "serious concerns" about his parenting abilities "untrue and irresponsible." What's more, the model and Berry ex says he "refuses to air their issues in the press as he believes this may ultimately harm their daughter"... Elton John says Billy Joel will "hate him" for saying it (in Rolling Stone), but that the "Piano Man" singer needs to get serious about treatment for his alcoholism. We think he's probably right on both counts... Zsa Zsa Gabor has "a high fever, fluid in her lungs, an infection that developed after her recent leg amputation, and hasn't recognized anyone since the surgery," according to her privacy-flouting husband, Frederic Prinz von Anhalt... Gwyneth Paltrow (who, by the way, could care less what we think of GOOP) will sing with Cee Lo Green at the upcoming Grammy Awards... Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon are expecting a boy... and a girl, a source tells People.

Jennifer Aniston tells Ellen she's not adopting a dog or a baby. So there:

Bonus: Tom Hanks is a Lot of Animals [via Buzzfeed] and an animated gif of Mila Kunis putting her fist in her mouth. [via Best Week Ever]

Say What?
"She's young, but we could relate to each other because she's probably been through as much as a 40-year-old!" -- Ashley Green on "LOL" co-star Miley Cyrus.

By Liz Kelly  | February 2, 2011; 9:59 AM ET
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Comments

Are you freaking kidding me? Now she's stealing jewelry! Something is wrong with that woman.

Posted by: forgetthis | February 2, 2011 9:07 AM | Report abuse

forgetthis:

LL probably 'lost' the jewelry just like her passport was 'lost' last year..........

I wouldn't worry too much about the item itself. If it costs $5,000 in Hollyweird, it probably only costs $50 in the real world.

Posted by: momof20yo | February 2, 2011 9:21 AM | Report abuse

She could have borrowed it for one of those Hollywood premiere's. Most of all them do to go with their dress and then return it later..maybe she forgot to return it.

Posted by: mac7 | February 2, 2011 9:22 AM | Report abuse

LiLo's just trying out for a role in Ocean's 14.


Zsa Zsa's big mistake is in not heeding the words attributed to both Woody Allen and Spike Milligan: "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."


Someone needs to remind Cee-Lo Green of the good old days, when one-hit wonders basked in the limelight and then gracefully faded away.


"Jennifer Aniston not adopting a dog or a baby." Well, that enormous hole in your soul isn't going to be filled by appearing in Adam Sandler movies, Jen.


"Mila Kunis putting her fist in her mouth" is without a doubt the dirtiest eight words I am going to read all day.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 2, 2011 9:26 AM | Report abuse

Excerpt from "LiLo's Maxims For Modern Girls," coming soon from Michael Lohan Publishing:


#23. It's not stealing if you return it before the search warrant is executed.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 2, 2011 9:29 AM | Report abuse

I believe this is the third time Lindsay has walked off with someone else's valuables. There was another incident where she kept jewelry from a photoshoot and she also stole a fur coat from a nightclub coat check.

Posted by: buffysummers | February 2, 2011 9:33 AM | Report abuse

Consider renaming this column CRIMINOLOGY.

Posted by: whocares666 | February 2, 2011 9:49 AM | Report abuse

I'm thinking Paltrow COULDN'T care less what you think about Goop.

Posted by: marybindc | February 2, 2011 9:51 AM | Report abuse

Lohan is a mess. Her parents are a mess. Rehab is pointless if the rehabee isn't willing to admit the problem and work to change it.

Posted by: Bevhome | February 2, 2011 10:04 AM | Report abuse

"Lindsay Lohan suspected in jewel heist" -- I can't decide if it's more 2002 Winona Ryder or 2003 Sharon Stone. Please, grrl, show some originality.

"Elton John says Billy Joel ... needs to get ... treatment for his alcoholism" -- It'd've been more meaningful if he's put that advice to one of his songs. "Red Eyes. Billy's got. Red Eyes...."

"Zsa Zsa Gabor has ..." -- Dear Lord, if she'd been in a movie last year, I'd think it was a Butterfield 8 attempt at an Academy Award. Poor Zsa Zsa.

"Jennifer Aniston tells Ellen she's not adopting a dog or a baby" -- How about adopting a new no-interview policy, Jen?

"[Miley's] probably been through as much as a 40-year-old!" -- Shoot. I'm older than that. Did I miss my Annie Lebowitz-posing, Salvia-hitting phase? Honestly, someone needs to put out a manual for adult behaviors. "What to Expect: The Adult Years." Chapter 10: "By age 40, the baby should now be paying his or her own rent or mortgage, but evey now and then might have a little accident with the checkbook. Don't panic. These things happen. But if he or she suddenly shows interest in posing for nude photos, it's time to intervene (cf. Cyrus, M., Kardashian, K.).

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | February 2, 2011 10:08 AM | Report abuse

"Ocean's 14"?! Bite your tongue, byoolin.

whocares666, excellent comment re: "CRIMINOLOGY"!

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | February 2, 2011 10:12 AM | Report abuse

A moratorium on the word "bling," please.

Posted by: kingpigeon | February 2, 2011 10:30 AM | Report abuse

What's with all the newbies coming in and posting all the hate?


And that Mila Kunis gif may be the one thing that can keep me warm during our rolling blackouts today.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 2, 2011 11:23 AM | Report abuse

Let's get this over with and cut to the final scene...Lindsey Lohan in a totally nude layout in Playboy followed by the first of many XXX pornos. That's all I see in her future (short of a premature, self-inflicted death) and all I care about seeing or hearing from her. The body is still worth seeing - but not for too much longer the way she abuses it.

Posted by: ddnfla | February 2, 2011 11:34 AM | Report abuse

What's with all the newbies coming in and posting all the hate?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1

****

All the IP addresses track back to SamRo's house.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 2, 2011 12:06 PM | Report abuse

So, will she LieLow until the coppers come? Will Winona do an intervention? Will Sharon Stone play her in a movie? Will she invoke the Twinkie defense ("I didn't eat one, I am one!").

Posted by: kabuki3 | February 2, 2011 12:13 PM | Report abuse

I am trying to figure out how she can deny taking it, if she returned it. Okay, one of her friends returned it, but c'mon guys.

Oh dear, we may be losing Zsa Zsa soon. What will Princey do for a meal ticket then? His last one died too (remember he tried to claim he was the father of Anna Nicole's baby?)

Posted by: epjd | February 2, 2011 12:15 PM | Report abuse

ep, to be fair, we're only losing Zsa Zsa a piece at a time, so at this rate she'll still be around for a while.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 2, 2011 12:47 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus, "we're only losing Zsa Zsa a piece at a time" is GENIUS. Hilarious.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | February 2, 2011 12:55 PM | Report abuse

...so sooner or later she'll be Zsa Gabor?

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 2, 2011 1:18 PM | Report abuse

td
"What to Expect: The Adult Years." Chapter 10: "By age 40, the baby should now be paying his or her own rent or mortgage..."

Unaccustomed as I am to defending LiLo, hasn't she been supporting her whole damn freeloading family since she was like 10 or something?


Wednesday love and palliation to ZsaZsa, who must be suffering something awful.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 2, 2011 1:32 PM | Report abuse

ep, to be fair, we're only losing Zsa Zsa a piece at a time, so at this rate she'll still be around for a while.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 2, 2011 12:47 PM

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The Ghoul Pool Bookies greatly appreciate Zsa Zsa extending that action. They can now offer odds on which part is the next to go.


Wouldn't it be nice if Gwynnie the Pooh and Cee Lo Green acted out the lyrics of the One Hit Wonder at the Grammy Awards? Then Bono could justifiably use the F-Word.

Jennifer Aniston could always adopt me and Ms Snatchquatch. We're both hoping that she would give us a generous financial allowance. Even better, we are neither babies nor dogs.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 2, 2011 2:54 PM | Report abuse

The animated GIF of Mila Kunis shows her in a celebrity occupational therapy program in which a celebrity's mouth is gradually enalrged via the insertion on increasingly alrge objects, to the point where the celebrity can fit both of his/her feet in her mouth at once. It appears to me that Mila has a ways to go in her therapy before she can fit both of her feet. However, the one-foot fit is not far off.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 2, 2011 2:58 PM | Report abuse

Sas-

Jennifer Aniston could always adopt me and Ms Snatchquatch. We're both hoping that she would give us a generous financial allowance. Even better, we are neither babies nor dogs.

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Oh come Sas, we all know that you have been called both a baby and a dog on many occasions.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 2, 2011 3:12 PM | Report abuse

Oh come Sas, we all know that you have been called both a baby and a dog on many occasions.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 2, 2011 3:12 PM

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You've been talking to Ms Snatchquatch, haven't you, Dorkus?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 2, 2011 3:28 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus
Oh come Sas, we all know that you have been called both a baby and a dog on many occasions.

Dorkus, aren't you thinking of Dick Morris? Or was that Senator David Vitter?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 2, 2011 4:05 PM | Report abuse

As long as Dorkus wasn't thinking of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 2, 2011 4:16 PM | Report abuse

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