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Posted at 9:58 AM ET, 02/11/2011

Miley Cyrus to host 'SNL'; Angelina Jolie not adopting again (for now)

By Liz Kelly

Like OMG! Eighteen-year-old Miley Cyrus is set to host "Saturday Night Live" on March 5. Skit suggestion: "You can put your salvia in there." (see below) [People]

Angelina Jolie has no plans to adopt a 4-year-old Haitian girl named Leah. This according to the Daily Beast's Howard Kurtz, who snagged an exclusive statement from the Jolie-Pitt camp: "Earlier this week, the Daily Mirror U.K. and others reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in the process of adopting a child from Haiti. There is no truth to these rumors." [Daily Beast]

Charlie Sheen is almost a single man. According to TMZ, Sheen and soon-to-be-ex Brooke Mueller filed final divorce papers. Mueller will get primary custody of the couple's daughters and $55K a month in child support. [TMZ]

Two years after he assaulted her after a pre-Grammy party, Rihanna has asked a judge to reduce the restraining order on ex Chris Brown. A Level 1 order would allow the two to have contact as long as Brown doesn't "molest, annoy or harass" her. [Us]


More morning mix -- including Snooki's "Late Show" appearance -- after the jump...

Snooki explains to David Letterman that, no, she doesn't have a drinking problem. (Apparently passing out in a dog bed and getting arrested for drunk in public aren't a "problem" for her):


Arnold Schwarzenegger once famously said "I'll be back." And, indeed, he's apparently ready to resume his acting career now that he's no longer The Governator. Schwarzenegger tweeted that he's instructed his agents to find him a big screen comeback role. [Digital Spy]


Whew. It turns out Heidi Montag wasn't banned by Jennifer Aniston from the "Just Go with It" premiere after all. She just forgot to RSVP. [The Fab Life]

Rumor Mill: Wait -- we thought Sean Penn was dating Scarlett Johansson, but apparently he's been spotted -- eating food! -- with Charlize Theron. What gives? [Celebitchy]

By Liz Kelly  | February 11, 2011; 9:58 AM ET
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Comments

I thought Charlie Sheen had twin sons with Brooke Mueller and two daughters with Denise Richards.

Posted by: changling | February 11, 2011 10:36 AM | Report abuse

Wow. You're four years old, you've survived an earthquake and (so far) a cholera epidemic, you've been living in a tent for a year, and then you find out from -The Daily Beast- that Angelina Jolie isn't going to be your new mommy. If that's Leah's Friday, imagine what Monday will look like.


$55K a month in child support: is that more or less than he spends on coke and hookers?


Wherever Snooki sleeps is by definition a dog bed.


KARNAK THE MAGNIFICENT: Heidi Montag, Jennifer Aniston, "Just Go with It"

ED McMAHON: Heidi Montag, Jennifer Aniston, "Just Go with It". Ho! Ho! Ho!

KARNAK THE MAGNIFICENT [glares at ED]: May you wake up in a dog bed after a bender with one arm trapped under a naked Snooki.

ED McMAHON [looking and sounding chastised]: Heidi Montag, Jennifer Aniston, "Just Go with It".

KARNAK THE MAGNIFICENT [tears open the envelope and reads]: Name three things you wouldn't want to see in a darkened theatre.

Why is it that hot women like Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron and The Lovely Mrs. byoolin have such poor taste in men?

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 11, 2011 10:49 AM | Report abuse

"Miley Cyrus is set to host 'Saturday Night Live' on March 5." -- Miley, I have a great idea: Sing Laura Brannigan's "Gloria" to new words as "Salvia"! Got the lyrics ready, too. Have your people call my people.

"Charlie Sheen is almost a single man" -- But who wants to watch a show called "Three Men"? Half is more his speed.

"Schwarzenegger ... big screen comeback role" -- He should play that politician guy who posted the shirtless photo on Craigslist. Ahnold's still in shape, right?

"Sean Penn ... Scarlett Johansson" -- Who is he, Hugh Hefner? Demi Moore? ScarJo's a bit young for him.

"Sean Penn ... eating food! -- with Charlize Theron." -- The Monster! Her, I mean. She eats? Who knew?

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | February 11, 2011 11:27 AM | Report abuse

I wonder if the next SNL will have Steve Martin as a special guest singing new lyrics to his classic "King Tut."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 11, 2011 2:22 PM | Report abuse

Re: yesterday's chat: Someone mentioned that they did not like the new Morning Mix format-- here's vote #2 for that. I liked the previous format much better. Not that my vote matters, or that this is a democracy... maybe an 18 day protest will work?

Posted by: Guest1234 | February 11, 2011 3:06 PM | Report abuse

Yes, Charlie and Brooke have boys.

Miley and SNL? Really?

Posted by: Vienna8425 | February 11, 2011 5:36 PM | Report abuse

S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian future pediatrician doctor, pediatrician nurse license she obtained in 2008
Original Scarlett Galabekian never was engaged and 200 pieces of stolen biological material called Scarlett Johansson was not design for family life

Posted by: galabs2000 | February 11, 2011 7:38 PM | Report abuse

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