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Celebritology 2.0 Archive: Kim Kardashian

The Kim Kardashian song: Go ahead. Find something good to say about it.

It's so easy to criticize Kim Kardashian's new song "Jam (Turn It Up)." For starters, It's been autotuned so severely that it may have turned Kardashian's actual vocals inside out and back again. Yet she still sounds off-key. For another thing, its lyrics appear to have been penned by a third-grader who is writing a short story about what adults do when they go clubbing. Also, It makes Ke$ha sound like the Bob Dylan of party pop. Look, I could do this all day. And apparently so could everyone on the Internet, since the song has been blasted online since it made its debut Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. Here's what's harder to do: come up with something positive to say about Kardashian's foray into music. Can you manage it? Give it a shot by trying to post a genuine compliment in the comments section. Here, I'll start....

By Jen Chaney  | March 2, 2011; 10:49 PM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (14)
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Halle Berry does not want Kim Kardashian anywhere near her kid

Halle Berry, not a Kardashian fan. (AP) Somehow the ubiquitous Kim Kardashian has managed to insinuate herself into the custody battle beteween Halle Berry and ex Gabriel Aubry over two-year-old daughter Nahla. According to People, Berry was very upset when she found out Aubry had gone out on two dates with Kardashian back in November. It should be noted that Kardashian quickly moved on and is now dating pro basketball player Kris Humphries. "Halle was very upset," a source tells People. "She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter's life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla's life. She was very aggravated." But, added the source, Berry's reaction had nothing to do with jealousy and everything to do with not wanting her daughter exposed to reality show cameras. In other ugly custody battle-related allegations, sources tell TMZ that Aubry repeatedly called...

By Liz Kelly  | February 3, 2011; 8:34 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (5)
Categories:  Celebrities, Kim Kardashian  | Tags:  Halle Berry, Kim Kardashian  
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Kim Kardashian upset about W photo shoot: 'I'm more naked than I was in Playboy'

Back in October, Kim Kardashian appeared confident and totally naked, save for some well-placed headlines, on the cover of W magazine. But, as we've now learned courtesy of "Kourtney & Kim Take New York," the apparently prim reality show star is anything but pleased about a photo shoot that she calls "full on porn." "Oh my God, I'm more naked than I was in Playboy," said a distraught Kardashian. "I'm so mad right now. [W] promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen". "I feel so taken advantage of," sobbed Kim to sisters Khloe and Kourtney. "I've definitely learned my lesson. I'm never taking my clothes off again, even if it's for Vogue." The full NSFW photo spread can be seen online. Look really close and you may even see the pain in Kim's...

By Liz Kelly  | January 31, 2011; 9:02 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (33)
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