'Dancing' Away Without the Billionaire
The Mark Cuban run has come to an end, although not without another enlightening glimpse into the voters' minds (Jane Seymour in the bottom two? A week after Mel B in the bottom 2? Hmmmm. This is the strongest female contingent in the history of "Dancing With the Stars" and they can't get a break.) Marie clearly got the sympathy vote for passing out cold on the floor. (The latest update is that this happens, and she's had the MRIs and cardio tests and there just isn't an explanation). But let's talk harsh: Jane hasn't been a bottom scorer at all and she's getting put on the block even though her mom died in the first weeks of the season. Wowser.
Tell Jennie Garth those things on her wrists must go.
Florence Henderson???? Was I hallucinating? Please tell me if I was. Actually, please tell me I WAS.
Oh, and yes, Jennifer Lopez was there. And she wore some more cleverly designed outfits to show off the legs, legs, legs and make it all speculative about the belly. All we have to say is this: wow, I wish I could have moved like that in my first trimester. Well, my daughter's first trimester. But you know what I mean.
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