The Morning Line: A Warning to "Get Fuzzy"
TO: Rob Wilco c/o "Get Fuzzy"
FROM: The SPCCA (The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cartoon Animals)
Dear Mr. Wilco:
This urgent letter is to inform you that we are aware of your scandalous and untoward practices. Unnamed neighbors of yours (okay, it was a ferret) have called to alert us that you unfairly keep felines in unsafely small spaces.
To cut to the chase: We hear you've got one Mr. B. Katt trapped in the closet.
This might be a fair practice for singer R. Kelly, to say nothing of "South Park's" Tom Cruise character. But be assured. Mr. Wilco, we -- in our vigilant protection of cartoon animals -- will not stand for this.
Please cease and desist this brutal practice, or you will face fines, incarceration or a fate even worse:
We will force Bucky Katt's cousin -- now in the witless protection program -- to come live with you.
Your Friends at the SPCCA.
| September 24, 2008; 6:00 AM ET
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