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The Morning Line: A Warning to "Get Fuzzy"
TO: Rob Wilco c/o "Get Fuzzy"
FROM: The SPCCA (The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cartoon Animals)
We're on to Rob's tricks. (UPS)
Enlarge ComicDear Mr. Wilco:
This urgent letter is to inform you that we are aware of your scandalous and untoward practices. Unnamed neighbors of yours (okay, it was a ferret) have called to alert us that you unfairly keep felines in unsafely small spaces.
To cut to the chase: We hear you've got one Mr. B. Katt trapped in the closet.
This might be a fair practice for singer R. Kelly, to say nothing of "South Park's" Tom Cruise character. But be assured. Mr. Wilco, we -- in our vigilant protection of cartoon animals -- will not stand for this.
Please cease and desist this brutal practice, or you will face fines, incarceration or a fate even worse:
We will force Bucky Katt's cousin -- now in the witless protection program -- to come live with you.
Menacingly,
Your Friends at the SPCCA.
By
Michael Cavna
| September 24, 2008; 6:00 AM ET
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Posted by: f2 | September 24, 2008 8:08 AM | Report abuse
Bucky = Clay Aiken. You know (knew!) that he won't (wouldn't!) be in the closet for long...
Posted by: Anonymous | September 24, 2008 10:02 AM | Report abuse
Bucky kept in the closet is the equivalent of getting sent to your room. Bucky took the closet way back in the day because he didn't want to share a space with Satchel.
Posted by: David Bruggeman | September 24, 2008 1:21 PM | Report abuse
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Bucky's attitude would make him the perfect candidate for vice president. How did O & McC miss him?