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Posted at 8:00 AM ET, 11/18/2008

The Morning Line: When Evil Lurks Right Under Their Noses...

By Michael Cavna

Our favorite character in today's funnies is not confined to any one strip, but rather makes conspicuous appearances in at least four features.

Who is this cameo-happy fella, you ask? Why, this character -- to put a name to a face -- is the metaphoric Mustache of Menace.

Facial hair as symbol of cartoon scoundreldom, of course, is an old as comics themselves. But now, we speak not merely of the Stubble of Trouble, the Beard o' the Barbarian or the rough neck of the, well, roughneck. Specifically, we single out the upper-lip larceny of the heart. The flavor-saver. The 'stache that billboards the dark soul.

Today, we particularly relish the crisp whiskers in "Mark Trail," in which the project honcho is straight outta Hair Club for Men's Central Casting.

From raccoon to Rabbit, a bewhiskered tale. (NAS) Enlarge Comic

Besides, without the facial hair, his Brylcreemed cranium might look too similar to our titular hero's -- an "evil twin" look that would be too soap-y, even for "MT."

Forrest Gump haircut meets Adolf Hitler mustache. (KFS/Marvel) Enlarge Comic

Then there's "Amazing Spider-Man," in which editor "Triple-J" Jonah -- talkin' tough as he vows to battle "Big-Time" -- sports a crewcut-and-skinny-'stache look that can best be described as "Hitler Gump."

A handlebar worthy of pitcher Rollie Fingers -- or Wyatt Earp. (WPWG) Enlarge Comic

And lastly, mouthing off as the ultimate example, is "Watch Your Head," in which Cory Thomas flat-out spells it out: The "EVIL ex-husband" points straight at his handlebar 'stache and says, "I grew this when I started cheating."

Thanks, Mr. Thomas. What it took us paragraphs to say, you summed up perfectly in a well-trimmed one-panel.


STAN LEE, creator of Marvel Comics's "Spider-Man," was in Washington yesterday to receive the National Medal of Arts at the White House. Comic Riffs yesterday asked Marvel writer-producer Reg Hudlin ("Black Panther") what Lee has meant to his medium:

"Stan Lee revolutionized a great American art form: the comic book," Hudlin told us. "As a writer, editor and showman, he transformed and popularized the medium, creating characters and stories whose appeal crosses generations and mediums. Stan is The Man."

By Michael Cavna  | November 18, 2008; 8:00 AM ET
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Weingarten has a mustache.

Posted by: tomtildrum | November 18, 2008 11:25 AM | Report abuse

Now wait a minute Michael Cavna, you have a mustache (a very nice one if I must say so). Does that mean you are evil or is yours not the "metaphoric Mustache of Menace"? Perhaps it is the Merry Mustache of Mirth.

Posted by: elyrest | November 18, 2008 3:02 PM | Report abuse


Merry Mustache of Mirth -- now that i like. (and thanks.) i shall filch that phrase wantonly. far, far better than, oh, the Goatee of Glee.


Posted by: cavnam | November 18, 2008 8:22 PM | Report abuse

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