You Must Remember This: A Kiss That's Just a Miss
The quickie roundup of today's 'toons, from the trite to the true...
It's time, obviously, for an intervention. The sweetly green Jeremy Duncan sucks -- or more precisely, OVERsucks -- at Liplocking 101, and it quickly becomes clear: Sara is not the girl to coach JD on the finer points of Introductory Facesucking.
Casting a knowing eye across the funnypages, we wonder: Who is schooled enough in the Locker Bay Liplock to properly teach Jeremy in the arts of intimacy? Could it be the saucy, increasingly tarted-up Luann? Or perhaps the Mean Cheerleaders in "Judge Parker"?
So the Official 'Riffs Reader Question: Which cartoon character could best coach Jeremy in the ways of kissing?
At last, a Ginormous Woodland Creature appears to speak the inconvenient truth about the chemical spillage. Tomorrow, kids, watch as Steroid-Sized Squirrels deadlift the offending chemical drums themselves!
Watch Spidey get political! Who knew Peter was so well-versed in Wall Street. Tomorrow, kids, watch Spidey advise Geithner on bailouts!
Compton, eh? So "Tank" -- in not-so-veiled terms -- is accusing Venus and (especially) Serena Williams of locker-room thuggery? In person, I found Venus to be tres-charming. It was only her pops who nearly clipped me down in that speedy golf cart, haha.
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| June 17, 2009; 12:10 PM ET
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