Silly Syllables: More News Haikus

The overwhelming lack of response to yesterday's news haikus -- or "naikus," as I've dubbed them -- was not enough to stop me from doing it again:

Economy shot,
We seek ways to save money.
DIY nose jobs?

Young conservatives
On the outside looking in
Too bad McCain lost.

WTP?
The Caps are the hottest thing
in town? What the puck?

I know you think you can do better. So show me.