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Carly Fiorina: 'Every speech should begin with a shot of tequila'

At the Hispanic 100 Lifetime Achievement Dinner this Friday, Carly Fiorina said every speech should begin with a shot of tequila. Meg Whitman agreed with her.

Here's the clip:

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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Actually, here are some speeches I don't believe should begin with a shot of tequila.

  • The Gettysburg Address

    "Four-score and seven years ago -- Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

  • The State of the Union, even if the Union is in really excellent shape.
  • That Winston Churchill speech about fighting people on the land, and on the beaches, and never surrendering.
  • I Have A Dream speech
    "I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
  • George Washington's First Inaugural Address
  • Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You speech
  • Pericles' Funeral Oration

By Alexandra Petri  | October 11, 2010; 12:43 PM ET
Categories:  Petri  | Tags:  Carly Fiorina, tequila  
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