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Posted at 4:13 PM ET, 11/23/2010

Thanksgiving Word Search game -- reality edition

By Alexandra Petri

Are you tired of drawing hand turkeys? ("That's not an obscene gesture! The turkey has alopecia!") Looking for a fun thanksgiving game to keep your family or classroom occupied while you escape them and run outdoors to drink alone? Look no further!

Print this one out and distribute it to your friends, family, or impressionable schoolchildren you happen to run into on the sidewalk! This Thanksgiving Word Search includes phrases you are actually likely to hear at your Thanksgiving dinner, not bizarre, obscure references to things like "community" and "Squanto."

Good luck!

wordsearch.bmp Words and Phrases:
GOUT INDIGESTION
THERAPY THIS MARRIAGE IS A FARCE
TURKEY IS STILL FROZEN ARE YOU PREGNANT?
GRANDPA, THAT'S RACIST THERAPY
EAT MORE POTATOES EAT MORE
EAT DON'T MENTION PAM'S DIVORCE
GRANDPA SHOT THE TVEAT YOUR FEELINGS
NO, I'M NOT MARRIED YET UNCLE MILT IS GAY NOW
DONUT STASH SPEAK UP!
YOU COULD DO BETTER REAGAN
WON'T RETIRE YET NOT "SOUND OF MUSIC" AGAIN
WHY ARE WE STILL DRINKING SURELY THIS IS HELL

By Alexandra Petri  | November 23, 2010; 4:13 PM ET
Categories:  Petri, Quiz, That's awkward, Worst Things Ever  | Tags:  Thanksgiving  
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Comments

This column is a real turkey with drivel pie for dessert.

A lot of pilgrims choked down a lot of that awful corn with the different colored kernels so we could have a day to eat until we almost.. uuuuh.. uneat. Show some respect young lady.

Maybe you ARE pregnant, or just on deadline, but that's no excuse for sloppiness. Grandpa is a facist, not a racist. Get your ists straight.

And talk about inappropriate! This column is more inappropriate than the Thanksgiving when my wife introduced me to a woman who just had a mastectomy:

"I'd like you to meet one of my mother's BOSOM buddies." (TRUE story)

Posted by: divtune | November 23, 2010 7:25 PM | Report abuse

"There's no place like home".
"It's a wonderful life".
"Give 'till it hurts".
"Random acts of kindness".

... and ..... "Kiss the cook(s)".

Posted by: deepthroat21 | November 24, 2010 1:01 AM | Report abuse

Love it! I am thankful that Thanksgiving is only one day!

Posted by: hebe1 | November 24, 2010 10:36 AM | Report abuse

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