Caption Contest: Shiny Bodybuilder
There weren't too many options for this week's contest. I thought it might be nice to do something timely and use a photo of Big Brown, but he just stands there and rarely, if ever, changes his facial expression.
So instead, meet Oman's Mohammed Bin Ali, a bodybuilder:
(Muhammad Hamed -- Reuters)
. . . You'll think of something.
Winners from the previous contest after the jump.
(Lucy Nicholson -- Reuters)
The big winner is Metro Brunswick: After a controversial last-second call, Pau Gasol celebrates his win in the first ever NBA Halftime Noogie Championship.
The lowly runner-up is Anon: With all the creepy subtlety she could muster, Annie Leibovitz stages yet another suggestive photo.
Back to our friend Mohammed Bin Ali -- have at it.
By Lindsay Applebaum |
June 6, 2008; 2:13 PM ET
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Posted by: Anonymous | June 6, 2008 2:20 PM
Looks like the only thing under the Speedo is more spraypaint!
Posted by: Body | June 6, 2008 2:57 PM
Upon termination of his internship at Kramerica Industries, Darren found another outlet for his tenacious drive and the remnants of that giant ball of oil.
Posted by: Mr. Kramer Says 'Hey, Buddy'. | June 6, 2008 3:01 PM
Big Brown Kicks Steroids, finishes second in Triple Crown Bid.
Posted by: Sean Mcgarry | June 6, 2008 3:02 PM
I would turn to my left but the reflection would blind most mortal men
Posted by: Tim | June 6, 2008 3:13 PM
Tin Man Gets Ripped, Still Can't Move Arms Without Oil Can.
Posted by: jobu | June 6, 2008 3:33 PM
Float Like an Oil Can
Sting Llke A Robot Man
Posted by: IntheMiddle | June 6, 2008 3:50 PM
.....and the second place prize goes to the "photo shopped image" impersonator.....
Posted by: D | June 6, 2008 4:54 PM
With mesmerizing shininess, man stretches fibrous length of his own being to near invisibility.
Posted by: dcsween | June 6, 2008 9:36 PM
That was too much to think about ... how about ...
With amazing shinyness, man stretches something really really tight, perhaps dental floss.
Posted by: dcsween | June 7, 2008 8:46 AM
At a news conference to announce retroactive penalties for past infractions of the NFL's conduct policy, a model exhibits the uniform to be worn by the Minnesota Vikings during the 2008 season as punishment for 2005's Love Boat scandal.
Posted by: Cruise Director Julie McCoy | June 7, 2008 9:47 AM
And bronze medal in "The ALL-Natural" division goes to Muhammed Hamed.
Posted by: marksman | June 9, 2008 7:36 PM
Thanks to recent technological breakthroughs, sports trophy figurines are now amazingly lifelike.
Posted by: Jefferson | June 12, 2008 4:19 PM
"At $135 a barrel, maybe I just better go home and get drilled!"
Posted by: Bob | June 13, 2008 2:26 AM
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Muhammad...Mohammed...same difference.