Caption Contest: Antawn Jamison
This blog is completely Wizards-centric, but there's not much else going on at the moment. Let me know if Clinton Portis picks out a costume and I'll be glad to write about it.
Until then, let's caption a photo in honor of Wizards all-star forward Antawn Jamison, who just yesterday re-signed with the team.
(Toni L. Sandys - The Post)
Antawn, you just signed a four-year, $50 million extension. What are you going to do next?
(Contest winner gets a 12-year, maximum-level contract to write photo captions for washingtonpost.com.)
By Lindsay Applebaum |
July 1, 2008; 12:20 PM ET
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Posted by: Aaargh | July 1, 2008 1:17 PM
Antawn Jamison attempts to break the world record for biggest yawn. Early reports indicate he used "Crowd Noise" to induce.
Posted by: CRitch | July 1, 2008 3:11 PM
Just kidding Lindsay, this week's posts have not been yawners. Last week...well, we'll leave the the past in the past...
Posted by: CRitch | July 1, 2008 3:14 PM
Give $20 million of it to the IRS!!!!!!!
Posted by: filling in for Antawn Jamison | July 1, 2008 5:37 PM
Chief Zee beat that Viking cretin.
Posted by: Stumped | July 1, 2008 6:13 PM
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh -- Kevin Garnett Style
Posted by: Fulvio aka Wiz-skins07 | July 1, 2008 6:25 PM
As part of his season-long quest to emulate each and every HTML character entity, Antawn Jamison performs his impression of character #246.
Posted by: Eau O. Oh | July 1, 2008 6:51 PM
The visiting bench's attempts to throw the Wizards off their game by displaying tabloid snaps of Tara Reid's cosmetic surgery deformities elicits a horrified reaction from power forward Jamison.
Posted by: Billy Squier | July 1, 2008 6:56 PM
For the last time, "I'm NOT going to pay a lot for this muffler!"
Posted by: P Diddy | July 1, 2008 7:26 PM
@ CRitch:
I agree. Sigh... I blame Atlantic City.
Posted by: Lindsay | July 1, 2008 9:43 PM
A closet metalhead no more, the Wizards' captain and Sabbath aficionado shrieks the refrain to "War Pigs" on Blizzard of Oz Night at the Phone Booth.
Posted by: R. J. Dio | July 2, 2008 12:52 AM
A Wizards player wearing uniform #4 screams at Toni L. Sandys of The Post.
Posted by: Buzz Killington | July 2, 2008 1:02 AM
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Posted by: Anonymous | July 2, 2008 7:32 AM
@Lindsay,
How dare you blame Atlantic City for anything, except being poor, having diseases, smelling, and....ok, blame Atlatic City...
Last week's posts have made me really, really appreciate how good this weeks, and all previous weeks, were/have been though :)
Posted by: CRitch | July 2, 2008 8:47 AM
Oh thanks, Lindsay! Drop us baseball bloggers off the face of the earth.
Posted by: Section 506 (Before moving) | July 2, 2008 9:12 AM
THIS... IS... SPAR... er, I mean... DC!!!
Posted by: MDNCSkinsFan | July 2, 2008 11:02 AM
According to scientists, Antawn Jamison was born with an evolutionary trait only known to be inherent to snakes... the ability to separate his jawbones.
Posted by: MDNCSkinsFan | July 2, 2008 8:53 PM
another day at the office. YAWN!
Posted by: beggarsandthieves | July 2, 2008 11:32 PM
I'm rich *****!!!
Posted by: Jay - Mo | July 3, 2008 9:18 AM
We going Sizzler!!!
Posted by: Toaster | July 3, 2008 9:19 AM
Hooooooooooooo! Shamon!
Posted by: Mr. Jefferson | July 3, 2008 9:20 AM
Antawn Jamison showing his "Oh" face.
Posted by: Red Devil | July 3, 2008 5:58 PM
"I'M GOING TO SIX FLAGS AMERICA!"
Posted by: The Crickets | July 4, 2008 11:34 AM
In a little-known provision of his new contract, Antawn Jamison is now allowed to suck money directly from fans' wallets before each home game.
Posted by: Knoxville | July 8, 2008 2:37 PM
Oops, the entry should read like a caption. This is my revised submission:
Exercising a little-known provision of his new contract, Antawn Jamison sucks money directly from fans' wallets before a Wizards home game.
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Posted by: carrie | July 15, 2008 4:48 AM
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