Karl Hobbs Is Excited!
To get his prostate checked! As excited as anyone has ever been to get his prostate checked! Check the video!
I believe that assistant coaches Roland Houston and Darrell Brooks (those would be the guys high-fiving Hobbs as he rushes out of his office in order to get his prostate checked) might have a future in television. Note especially how Brooks never breaks character when Ms. Hobbs gives Karl the business, instead intently concentrating on the basketball game. That's called "selling a scene," and you either have it or you don't.
(Also note the extreme self-control I showed in not pointing out that basketball is a game of runs. Or that the Colonials' high-flying offense was stopped up in the postseason last spring.)
Read more about the actual campaign here, and feel free to write in that this is no joking matter, about which I would not disagree.
And for even more Foggy Bottom excitement, Jamie Foxx appears to be auditioning for a GW roster spot. It would appear that his jump shot is not necessarily classically pure. But then again, neither is Maureece Rice's.
September 13, 2006; 11:42 AM ET
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