Shuler: Keepin' the Sabbath Holy

The media starlets at StopShuler.com have posted video of Heath Shuler promising potential voters that he will do their bidding to his maximum biological capabilities, plus an extra 10 percent granted to him, presumably from supernatural means, except for one thing: not on Sundays. Sundays are for him and his family. Quoth StopShuler:

We sure wish the Redskins knew that he was going to take Sundays off when they drafted him. Although, like we said, his miserable performances on Sundays all make sense now.