Verizon Center Security Guards Vote: No More DCU Coverage

I'm encouraging reader feedback about which teams I should be spending my time with. More Caps? More Wizards? More Hoyas? Less United? Tell me.

Like yesterday, at the phone booth, a security guard stopped me, and told me how much he liked my blog, except for one thing: too much soccer coverage.

"Stick to the other stuff, man," he said. "The other stuff's funny. Nobody gives a [bleep] about soccer. You start talking about Ezekey and all that [bleep], and nobody gives a [bleep]."

By "Ezekey," I assume he meant Bog Hero Esky, who is developing a cult following. I told him this the other day.

"I consider myself a cult leader," Esky said, while nodding, knowingly.

And as long as this is turning into a DCU item, Troy Perkins was just named the MLS goalkeeper of the year. Not bad for a mortgage banker. And this Q&A claims that Troy's salary (about $29k) is the most talked about in professional sports, after A-Rod's.