What You Need to Know, In Fewer Than 200 Words, Wednesday Morning
The Moss Man used to do back flips off his roof, the penalty problem is getting better, Portis is tied for the lead league in rushing TDs, a Yahoo! person is bullish on the offense and the cheerleaders have questionable taste in television programming. (Also, B.J. Sams is charged with DUI.)
Before Ovie's hole-in-one he asked for "a bigger club," the Caps put Matt Pettinger on the IR and are about $13.5 million under the cap (plus USAToday predicts last in the East), Eskandarian volunteers to play hurt, UVA receiver Deyon Williams considers redshirting, Nike will outfit every Va. Tech team, a Maryland freshman forward is out four-to-six weeks, Sportsline says Mason's Folarin Campbell is a top 20 SG, and Project Runway's Jeffrey calls us "bottom feeding, sludge dredging, no-life having journalists." Guilty.
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