What You Need to Know, In Fewer Than 200 Words

Al Groh makes pointed comments about know-it-all fans, the Maryland-UVA football game might not be on TV, Ralph Friedgen's not happy with his QB and a Hampton RB is set to break the MEAC rushing record. A local PG commits to Georgetown, Va. Tech lands a SG, Lonny Baxter is set to get out of prison and the Cavs new basketball lineup will "look better in the airport." Also, William & Mary benches its feathers, after ripping the NCAA.

The Skins pick Nick Novak and work out Sean Landetta, Al Saunders compares gameplanning to Sudoku, ARE is MIA, as are most of the offseason additions. Plus, the Skins find yet another way to make money, and Len Shapiro offers an in-depth, unimpressed look at the MNF booth.

Caron Butler reveals he broke a bone in his shooting hand last spring, Glen Hanlon says Olie could play 'till he's 40, Tom Knott rips PETA (yawn) and Peter Schmuck wants the O's to trade for A-Rod.

The WashTimes says a college freshman is "Tracy McGrady meets Kevin Garnett" (no pressure), a D.C. H.S. football team has a female coach, and Al Groh compares chicken and baloney. Plus, beer-flavored cheese chips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!