Paging Two Thirds

Brother, you just got singled out for a special, unique humiliation. I identified Two Thirds yesterday as Jeremy Gifford, the owner of T.T. Reynolds in Fairfax, which is true, but he's also a part-owner of Fly Lounge in downtown D.C. Well, it would appear our friend Nicky made a trip to Fly today. Seriously, this is turning into a rout. Think Germany-San Marino. Think 13-0.

Nick Rimando humiliates Two Thirds outside Fly Lounge.

And here's the sad result. Seriously, where's security? (Photos Courtesy D.C. United)

Did anyone ever play that board game Scotland Yard, where you have to hunt Mr. X on public transportation, back in the pre-video game era? No? Well, that's what this is starting to remind me of.