Poetry Slam Entries: Where Is HaikuMan?
A few early sonnet entries from people who clearly have a lot of time on their hands. Or who really want cheap giveaway t-shirts. Please, continue to send em along. I'll find extra cheap t-shirts from somewhere or other.
Also, please admit that the second quatrain of this one, by Reader Will, is pretty hot.
Edit: The last line is supposed to be longer than the rest. Get it, distend?
Gilbert Needs to Sleep
Calvin Booth rallied the troops with tres points,
yet our big men withered at sight of Yao;
Agent Zero could not alone annoint
the mighty Zards as Western kings, I avow.
Caron is steady, Gil is Arenas,
Antawn is awkward, Darius is off,
Deshawn is fresh, Ruffin is hideous,
Haywood is fiesty, Etan is Chekhov.
A week before their Western surge begins:
two home games, a new Nugget now gilted
let us hope that Melo visits friends, Zards win,
and next our Kryptonite, Heat, playoff guilt.
A long rode before this season does end,
the bags under Gil's eyes continue to distend.
Longtime commenter FS offers an untitled Caps sonnet, based on Saturday's win over Philly and tonight's much-anticipated meeting with Pittsburgh:
And now the puck does fly up towards Bryan Muir
And back and with a shot of violent speed
With seven minutes left here in the third
Four - Three; the Caps have now regained the lead
Insurance from Matt Pettinger ensures
A move; our Caps now sit in the eighth seed
Although the victory seems to obscure
The problem with a lead out on the road
And now the eyes to Monday seem to turn
Because with Pittsburgh here, the hype is more
With d-men best described as "often burned"
The Victor is he who most often scores
With so much skill, all eyes just watch Ovy
With so much skill, all eyes just watch Crosby
Pretty darn solid. Bryan76 chooses not to write a sonnet, but he does like the rhythm. So he gives us
Bryan76's Holidastic PentameterVery nice. Haiku Man, we anxiously await your response.
United plays with an attacking flair
And the preseason will start soon enough
plus most soccer players have better hair
I am sorry Skins fans have had it rough
Oh Danny Boy with your fantasy team
Purchaser of the burgundy and gold
You have squeezed the life from the area's team
I hope that for Christmas the team is sold
Then Virginia and Maryland could see
That Santa Claus might still really exist
You've got Coach Gibbs and Betts, an MVP
But a healthy Portis might add a twist
So until next fall, you will have to see
That the only winning football in town
Is played by the Black and Red of DC
Where we can make the stands bounce up and down
Instead of singing Hail to The Redskins
You can sing Vamos United with glee
So jealous Bog readers I'll be winnin'
One of the Boggiest shirts just for me
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