Wizards Stakeout

There's about a 30 percent chance that I arrived at the first house too late and missed the Wizards Prize Patrol. The neighborhood is quiet, except for a large crew sucking leaves into giant tubes. D.C. leaf-sucking vehicles keep appearing from every direction, and I keep mistaking them for the Wizardmobile. I'd say there's a 12 percent chance that one of them actually is the Wizardmobile, and that Etan and Brendan and Caron and friends will shup in DPW uniforms and pretend to rake leaves for a few minutes and then will throw off their clothes and rip off masks and go sprinting into the apartment building with the home electronics devices.

Maybe 11 percent.

Oh, and Fox 5 is here, and here comes a huge bus. Drat.