Courtesy this gambling Web site, which sent out a mass press release today.

WHAT WILL DAVID BECKHAM DO IN 2007?

- Gets a DUI: 10 to 1
- Stars in a movie with Tom Cruise: 100 to 1
- Attempts a field goal in an NFL game: 500 to 1
- Wins Dancing with the Stars: 500 to 1
- Divorces Victoria and marries Paris Hilton: 10,000 to 1

MY ODDS

- Throws a pumpkin off the roof of the Home Depot Center: 300 to 1
- Divorces Victoria and marries Bianca Kajlich: 95 to 1
- Asks new teammate Santino Quaranta for advice on post-goal celebrations: 4 to 1
- Is featured in more than 700 thoroughly nonsensical headlines, along with the words "bend it" or some variation thereof: 2 to 1
- Is photo-shopped into a compromising position involving Landon Donovan: 1 to 5
- Is cursed at repeatedly and showered with beer by a Barra Brava member: Off

By Dan Steinberg  |  January 12, 2007; 6:24 PM ET
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