Gunston Fights for Survival

In response to the fans who hate him, Gunston is coming out fighting, accusing Cookie Monster of being strung out, calling other mascots "Commies," talking about "his homies" and demonstrating the Cabbage Patch, etc. This apparently is meant to inspire high school seniors to apply to George Mason. I'm trying to remember what I was like as a 17-year-old, and whether I would have been inspired to apply to a school because of a mascot doing the Cabbage Patch. I do know that I applied to a school largely because of Spencer Dunkley, so maybe this actually would have done the trick.