More Posters Edition

Because I'm a mad marketing genius, I spent another night slumming through an emtpy arena with the Verizon Center clean-up crew, trying to judge how much french-fry grease was enough to render a Gilbert Arenas poster unworthy for my readers.

Yes, that's right, I have 25 more Arenas posters, in another stunningly weird pose (picture to come later), and I'll give the all-clear for your plaintive e-mails later, once I get an image of the poster. With any hope, this means you'll have to check back here 40 or 50 times today, so you can be the first to e-mail when I give the all-clear.

Coming next week: I offer time-shares in Florida beach-front condos, for a limited time only.