So the LaCa blog mentioned that TomKat were at the Dan Snyder Super Bowl party, as did Ryan O at the WashTimes, but now we learn more about the story. SportsBusiness Journal's John Genzale included a little nugget about the Snyder party in his latest column, which requires a subscription:

You know that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were guests in Dan Snyder's luxury box at the Super Bowl. And even though the Redskins owner had to trim the guest list for his Super Bowl party at Casa Casuarina (aka the Versace Mansion) under fire marshal's orders, TomKat, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Kevin Federline, Beyonce and Jay-Z all made it. But Snyder protege and Six Flags CEO Mark Shapiro was nowhere in sight. Old ESPN friends said he was home nursing ulcers.

Wait, fire marshal's orders? Snyder is finally being prevented from stuffing the maximum number of people possible into a space that's already pretty full?

And "old ESPN friends?" Does that mean Tony Kornheiser? He's old.

And what's with all the music stars anyhow? Were the Funky Four there? Is this some sort of precursor for the Johnny Rockets stuff? Were party guests made to sit in booths and listen to doo-wop and all that?

And ulcers? It wasn't enough for the Snyder legacy to include years of heartache; now he's moving on to heartburn?

And K-Fed? Mister Snyder hangs out with K-Fed? I can see why; dude's got a famous name and he's getting paid, but when you actually ask him to perform, well, you sorta wish that you hadn't.

And J-Lo? Well, that one's obvious. Like Snyder, she has way too much booty for someone of her size.

By Dan Steinberg  |  February 23, 2007; 10:53 AM ET
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