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Wizards, awesome. Nats, awesome. Everyone's awesome. Kids, start a blog about D.C. sports, right away. There will never be a better time.

I'm trying to compose myself. Since this video was unearthed by the Wizznutzz during my hiatus, I'd urge you, in the meantime, to watch an animated college-aged Calvin Booth moseying about in his college bathroom.