Danny Smith Performs
Danny Smith is the Redskins special teams coach. He is also funny, as evidenced by this performance from over the weekend. Some of this dialogue appeared first in an ExtremeSkins blog, but I recreate it anyhow, because it was funny.
Smith is explaining some situational strategy to kicker Shaun Suisham.
"You alright? You got that?" Smith asks. "You don't even know what the hell I'm talking about do you?"
"I think it's great," Suisham says.
"Look at that contract," Smith replies. "I've seen that contract. Ain't no thinking in that [bleep]. You just shut the hell up and make three; I'll do the thinking."
All laugh. Cut to next scene. Smith is now working on situational drills with backup kicker/holder Tyler Fredrickson, formerly of Cal-Berkeley and the Cowboys, who attempts to run off a botched snap.
"Don't run," Smith groans, "you ain't gonna make it. You played in Dallas, didn't you? Cal and Dallas, they're [bleep]. You didn't cover [bleep]."
Smith goes on to explain exactly what Fredrickson did wrong.
"It's not in my contract to think," Fredrickson points out.
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