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Mike Sellers on Andre Carter

Twitch. (By Jonathan Newton - TWP)

Mike Sellers apparently has a few standard lines he's cooked up regarding Andre Carter's physique, and he was breaking 'em all out yesterday.

"His mom fed him creatine when he was a baby," Sellers told multiple reporters. "I'm just being honest. I mean, the man....I don't know, something's wrong with him. Genetically, something's wrong with him."

"I mean, he has muscles that I didn't even know existed," Comcast SportsyNet's Kelli Johnson said.

"He has muscles I didn't even know existed," Sellers agreed. "I'm like, 'What's that right there?' Twitch. It's phenomenal. He goes to bend his arm, and his bicep just stands out. It's ridiculous. I'm like, 'Put that down.' "

Sellers was asked about Carter's habits in the weight room.

"I mean, I don't think he has to diet or eat any protein in his body," Sellers said. "He just goes in the weight room and just looks at the weight and just grows. I don't think he even has to lift it; he just looks at it."

Kelli Johnson asked about Carter's six-pack.

"No, he don't have a six-pack, he's got like a 15-pack," Sellers said. "He's got abs on top of abs, he's got abs going up to his chest. You see the guy doing a sit-up; he don't even do a sit-up, he just stands straight up off the ground."

By Dan Steinberg  |  September 20, 2007; 9:03 AM ET
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Amazing... absolutely amazing. Sellers is awesome.

Now if only someone could inform AC of the pass rush moves that he never knew existed.

You know... like anything other than the speed rush that ends up with him getting pushed ten to fifteen yards deep.

Posted by: Bucktown Skins Fan | September 20, 2007 9:19 AM | Report abuse

"He just goes in the weight room and just looks at the weight and just grows. I don't think he even has to lift it; he just looks at it."

Somebody should start an Andre Carter Facts, a la Chuck Norris Facts, it will be awesome.

"Andre Carter doesn't lift weights; the weights lift themselves in fear of his never-knew-existed muscles"

Posted by: ChuckNorrisRocks | September 20, 2007 11:48 AM | Report abuse

^ That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Posted by: | September 20, 2007 12:49 PM | Report abuse

When I look at Kelli Johnson my love muscle grows.

Posted by: WaPoLiveFan16 | September 20, 2007 1:11 PM | Report abuse

Someone in that article has a man crush.

Posted by: Greg | September 20, 2007 5:16 PM | Report abuse

Dan, is there any way you can run a contest to give one of your readers a date with Kelli Johnson?

A reader like me maybe?

Posted by: FS | September 21, 2007 9:17 AM | Report abuse

Bucktown. I had to suppress a laugh when I saw your comment. (Quiet office, you know.)

Posted by: KW | September 21, 2007 4:33 PM | Report abuse

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