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With the Dead Tree Crew


The Mayor, the bat, the bullhorn, the medallion.


So, the Dead Tree Crew? Where to begin. Well, in journalism school, they teach you to lead with your best material. Which, in this case, would be the following quote from The Mayor of FedEx Field, who helps lead one of D.C.'s most, um, "colorful" fan groups.

"I don't care who the [bleep] you are," The Mayor said. "If you're wearing burgundy and gold, you can drink my green liquor. If you need to deliver your pregnant baby in the back of my pickup truck, you can do it."

That, friends, is human kinship at its best. Anyhow, if you're like me, you first heard about the DTC via this Deadspin link and video, then found out much, much more via this Mister Irrelevant post. Comcast SportsyNet's Littles and I headed over to the flapping "DTC" flags at F51 yesterday to see just what the fuss was about.

"Well, the origin is pretty simple," said The President, who gave me his real name, which I'm withholding, in the interest of not getting him fired from his job. "There was a dead tree--not quite that dead tree (pointing to a nearby dead tree) but one similar to it. It died, we always tailgated by it, people go, 'Hey go tailgate with those guys.' 'Which guys are those?' 'The ones that hang out by the dead tree.' 'Oh, you mean the Dead Tree Crew? We're like wow, that kind of works. That was a lot to say, so we shortened it to DTC."

And thus, history was made. The DTC hails largely from Sterling and Ashburn, in case you had bets on Waldorf and/or Manassas. Oh, and what happened to the original dead tree? "So many people urinated on it, it fell down," The President explained. "So that's the dead tree that we're living with right now. It's not the original, but it's holding strong." If you're like me, you might think that the fact that the DTC is now tailgating at a different spot, by a different tree, under a different colored parking sign would have disheartened the DTC. Not so.

"You can rename the parking lot and call it what you want, but dead trees, you can find 'em pretty easily," The President said.


The t-shirts.

We continued to make small talk with The President, who pointed out some of the DTC's female friends, wearing t- shirts that memorialized the original dead tree. They attempted to pose for photos for us, but proved unable to do so without doing various things that made the attempted photos unsuitable for use on this Web site. Then The Mayor of FedEx Field arrived, touting a bull horn and a shiny medallion featuring his own image around his neck. The bullhorn was used largely to scream obscenities at Giants fans. I asked about their Internet fame, which also spreads to Redskins and Eagles message boards.

"There's been haters," The President admitted. "Some people don't like it, and you know what, I'm not mad at them. You know what, we're not for everybody. But for who we are for."

"Win or lose, we are here every day, rain, sleet, snow, you ain't know, DTC, we run FedEx Field," The Mayor said, approximately. He's sort of the Don King of the tailgate scene; you're never sure exactly what he's saying, but it usually vaguely seems to be in verse. Plus, that medallion of his own face that hangs around his neck. Anyhow, The Coach soon came over, and The President and The Mayor attempted to explain The Coach's role in creating weekly "gameplans," pointing out that the colored liquor doesn't make itself and that, as The President put it, "We need people to get [bleeped] up--I mean, messed up."


The traffic cone.


But seriously, enough talk, The Mayor decided. It was time to break out the beer cone bong, a previously orange traffic cone that had been painted gold (for "burgundy and") and signed by all previous beer bong users. Whoever drinks the most from its gaping mouth each week is awarded the cone as a prize at the end of the night. For our benefit, The President got underneath the cone, some sort of cheap domestic swill was dumped in the larger end, The Mayor made a tremendous racket with his megaphone (something to the effect of "You know it's hot outside when the cone be flowing, that's how we do it baby, whooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!") and then the beer was gone and all rejoiced.

This tradition dates back to around 2001, when The CEO in some sort of fit of madness grabbed a cone and a security jacket and ran up a nearby hill and chugged three cold beverages out of the cone. Now, of course, it's a tradition. We were offered a turn with the cone and politely declined; instead, I asked The Mayor to describe the purpose of the gold baseball bat branded "DTC."

"Eagle fans," he explained. "They can have the bat, or they can have the brick. Where's the brick at? Because The Mayor'll throw a brick at your face. Give me that brick, let me see that brick. This is coming for you, Eagle fans. You want to egg our team bus? What are you doing. Wiat until you come to FedEx Field. I've got something for you, Eagle fans. You're in for a treat. It ain't just about eggs, even though you laid one Monday night."

By now, the novelty of our arrival had worn off, and the party sort of resumed. As near as I could tell, that involved jello shots and young ladies wearing high football-like socks dancing in very close proximity to each other, plus others occasionally sucking down beer out of traffic cones and doing other unprintable things with traffic cones. The Mayor was still talking about Eagles fans, something of an obsession of his.

"They've got my picture up in the post office there," he was saying. "They're like, 'Why don't you come to the Linc, why don't you come to the Linc?' Why don't you come to [bleep bleep bleep] F51, Eagles fans?"

"We made our living in people hating us," The President said. "There's nothing to make fun of. There's no flaw. If you [find] a flaw and you're a Redskins fan, I'm going to come back and fix it for you. You want more liquor, I'll get you more liquor. You don't like the music, I'll put on rock for you. No drinking cheese and eating wine, that's not us. Those who do that, this isn't for you. Wine, cheese, missing kickoff, that's not us."

Soon after, we left the DTC to their own devices: The Mayor was screaming at Giants fans, the women were dancing, one was chasing after a Giants fan with a can of silly string (that exploded all over the working media in the area), and the DTC flags flapped proudly over the whole affair. We didn't see any pregnant babies being delivered in any pickup trucks.

By Dan Steinberg  |  September 24, 2007; 4:29 PM ET
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Comments

"one was chasing after a Giants fan with a can of silly string (that exploded all over the working media in the area)"

working media = me

Posted by: littles | September 24, 2007 4:46 PM | Report abuse

Excellent work Dan, single all time greatest peice on the DTC. Loved the Don King reference, much better than being called the "White Flavor Flav"

Thanks again, come back anytime. You too Littles.

The DTC also wants to thank the haters.

Without you, we wouldnt be what we are.

Oh and eagle fans, don't think im joking. You got it coming for you later on this year.

Posted by: The Mayor (Hate the game, not the player) | September 24, 2007 5:24 PM | Report abuse

Smootie, be careful, or I might tell him about the Icy Hot Stuntaz :).

Was a funny piece. It would have been better with more me in it, but, what can you do :).

Posted by: Art (yeah, the ES Art) | September 24, 2007 5:42 PM | Report abuse

The notoriety was a long time coming. Go bust up some Eagle's fans.

Posted by: Foley | September 24, 2007 5:53 PM | Report abuse

Dan you just surpassed Arenas as my favorite blogger. It's about time someone took the tme to meet the DTC and get their side of the story first hand. I've known these guys for a couple of years now and they are as Diehard as they come.

Posted by: Salavea/G20 | September 24, 2007 6:45 PM | Report abuse

Great stuff!

You must have lefted to early cuz I delivered twins out the back of a red pick up for a group fans from Manassas and The Mayor married a couple from Waldorf!

Thanks again....

Posted by: The President | September 24, 2007 6:48 PM | Report abuse

special bonus for all the DTC groupies out there ... the video evidence of their redskins loyalty will be on full display in the near future ...

Posted by: littles | September 24, 2007 6:54 PM | Report abuse

I want to kill you mayor

Posted by: Eagle Fan | September 24, 2007 6:57 PM | Report abuse

mayor and president double teamed my sister 2 years ago. Best day of her life. And since I witnessed it it was the best day of my life too

Posted by: Another Eagle Fan | September 24, 2007 7:02 PM | Report abuse

Farese was a loser in high school and now he flaunts it by being a wigger. You grew up in Northern Virginia...how that gets you street cred and an accent like Fiddy, I don't know

Posted by: Ty Fox | September 24, 2007 7:56 PM | Report abuse

Ty Fox? Didn't you get AIDS from gay porn? Thought you were dead!

Posted by: President | September 24, 2007 8:05 PM | Report abuse

not dead yet but you can expect a positive AIDS test yourself from the last time I gave you a scoliosis test in Gym class

Posted by: Ty Fox | September 24, 2007 8:07 PM | Report abuse

The Mayor of Fedexfield? This midget couldn't even be Mayor McCheese.....he could pass as the hamburgular though


This clown ain't nothing but lunch money

Posted by: Mayor-ian Barry | September 24, 2007 8:21 PM | Report abuse

the mayor has something for eagle fans?
I'll be sure to wear 2 pairs of socks so it's harder for you to bite my ankles

Posted by: E-A-G-L-E-S | September 24, 2007 8:33 PM | Report abuse

Yeah Mayor, you better double up on your socks.

Posted by: E-A-G-L-E-S SUCK | September 24, 2007 8:39 PM | Report abuse

Why do white Mayors get off so easy? If this guy was black, would he be this famous?

Posted by: Donovan McNabb | September 24, 2007 8:43 PM | Report abuse

i just checked out their myspace page, real cool and phat beats...if you like hearing 10 year olds "rap", so lil bow wow and lil romeo fans should be pleased.

also how much meth do you need to get a body like the president?


Posted by: bobby | September 24, 2007 8:46 PM | Report abuse

Eagle fans are all talk. Exhibit 1,674 of multiple Eagle fans talking trash about the DTC, yet going on 8 years now, you have never, ever, ever, EVER come to F-51 and say this stuff to our face.

Im glad you guys feel safe on your grandmothers Compaq Presario in South Philly, but all you do is talk.

WALK IT OUT

Posted by: The DTC | September 24, 2007 8:55 PM | Report abuse

WALK IT OUT.....hahaha

that sounds tough I guess...I might make a rap song about it

BRUSH YO TEETH

Posted by: The real mayor | September 24, 2007 9:00 PM | Report abuse

Ok so isn't walk it out some kind of dance? I didn't realize it was some sort of come back. Looks like the DTC needs to brush up on their comeback skills, I mean since they are "rappers" and all..Evidentally they need to brush their teeth too. So yeah, you guys make TRUE Redskins fans look like idiots, so drop it already. YOU ALL ARE NOT GANGSTERS. But I will gladly drop you off in the REAL GHETTO and watch you get shot...

PEACE OUT HOMIES....

Posted by: confused | September 24, 2007 10:21 PM | Report abuse

THE FACELESS AND THE NAMELESS SURE ARE TOUGH--DTC KEEP DOING YOUR THANG--MAYOR WEAR HATE BLOCKERS FOR GOOD REASON

Posted by: HATED | September 24, 2007 11:23 PM | Report abuse

faceless and nameless?
so mayor and president are your real names?

Did you give yourselves those names or did the rest of the kids at Melwood help you with it?

Posted by: Ty Fox | September 25, 2007 12:11 AM | Report abuse

1. Let me remind everyone that we had been drinking for 7 hours prior to this interview.

2. YOU arent nameless, YOUR name is Matt Scruggs. YOU are a douche bag. The President really did bang YOUR sister Katie. YOU know where we live. YOU know our exact location 8 times a year. YOU do nothing but talk.

YOU are a sissy ho. Your sister is tougher than you. Just ask the President, who again, banged your sister.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 12:43 AM | Report abuse

For the record, I never had sex with Matt's step sister. I am friends with her and I feel bad that her name was brought in to this because of her step brother's mouth.

Matt, as you see I gave my real name, they did not use it. You hiding behind the name Ty Fox is pretty weak. I thought the men of our Armed Services were BRAVE, guess that doesn't apply to you!

As I said keep hating, keeps us in the news. I am gonna do waht I do and you keep doin what you do, which is making sure you read everything ever written about us.

Posted by: President | September 25, 2007 8:39 AM | Report abuse

Ok so I don't know this Matt person, and too bad you are not smart enough to figure out who this really is. Also for the record, whoever this Katie girl is, I did not bring her into this, looks like "the mayor" did. So President I guess you should sit down with the "mayor" and have a conference. Let me know when you figure out who this REALLY is.

Posted by: Ty Fox..um who is matt? | September 25, 2007 8:49 AM | Report abuse

does the DTC not realize that this article is very condescending toward them? DTC you are being MOCKED in this article, NOT praised! I think the only reason anyone would follow the articles about the DTC is to laugh at them, very hard. Obviously the DTC has no intentions of stopping, so we will all be laughing for a very long time. Too bad the DTC doesn't know sarcasam when they read it.

Posted by: redskins fan | September 25, 2007 9:06 AM | Report abuse

1. Are we being mocked? Cause I wasnt there, oh wait, I was.

Your right, we aint going anywhere. Keep reading about us, and maybe one day you might get some publicity, like a truck stop incident or something.

2. Ty Fox, seems like youve been revisting this BLOG every few hours. Why dont you step up and reveal your real name.

Oh, I know why you wont, cause you are a ho.

Stop being a ho and tell us who you are.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 9:11 AM | Report abuse

Hmmm. Ty Fox, you obviously went to middle school and high school with the President and the Mayor.

So that um, narrows it down to a few hundred people.

Why dont you grow a sack and state your real name? Or you could keep acting like a scared b!itch, and pretend to me the gay PE teacher from Seneca Ridge.

Either way, you are still a b!itch, and ALL of us know that if you really stated your name, the DTC would find you in 24 hours and beat the fukk out of you.

Then im sure the Mayor would kill your dog, and take a dump on your mothers face.

Posted by: DTC RUNS FED EX FIELD | September 25, 2007 9:25 AM | Report abuse

Ok so my real name is..

I think it's more fun if it is a secret. Don't you?

You might want to take down that stuff about "Matt" and "Katie". I don't think that they would appreciate it being on here, especially if this "Matt" serves our country, which is a very honorable thing to do, and his poor "sister Katie" shouldn't even be in this situation. I would love to meet this "Matt" seeing as how he is stealing all my glory.


Posted by: Ty Fox | September 25, 2007 9:34 AM | Report abuse

I usually never agree with an Eagles fan, but one of them hit the nail on the head... you guys are an absolute embarrassment to Skins fans. Please stop this ridiculousness.

I hope you also know that Stein was mocking you dopes in his article. In between the laughs, I was actually cringing because I felt very embarrassed for you all.

To the Mayor of FedEx Field, which is hilarious by the way, please remember to place the lid of my trash can on the grass next to the can, and not directly inside the can. See you boys bright and early tomorrow morning as you make your route. I'll be sure to put a dead squirrel in there for your enjoyment.

Posted by: just stop | September 25, 2007 9:40 AM | Report abuse

Well lets see I could "grow a sack" but it's kind of impossible, I never had one to begin with.

I see that you have called me a "scared b%#$@". Well I just resent the fact that you think I am scared, the b@!#$ part you have correct. Maybe that will narrow it down better for you.

Posted by: Ty Fox | September 25, 2007 9:40 AM | Report abuse

"Ok so my real name is..

I think it's more fun if it is a secret. Don't you?"

Nope. I think that makes you a scared ho.

Your insults might carry some actual weight if you identified yourself.

But then again, if you identify yourself, you most certainly be found in 24-48 hours, and beat mercifully, and guess what, id video tape it and put it on youtube.

Reality is "nameless" youre a scared ho, if your so tough, youd post your real name here.

I reallt appreciate you checking back on this blog, like it has free porn, anytime someone who knows me, wont tell me who they are, and keeps coming back to washingtonpost.com to antagonize me, obviously has issues.

So ill ask one more time. Identify yourself, or shut the fukk up.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 9:42 AM | Report abuse

mayor of FedEx field on Sunday's... HAHAHAHAHAH

mayor of the trash compactor every other day...

Posted by: garbage truck crew | September 25, 2007 9:42 AM | Report abuse

Oh, well, if you think I wont smack the sh!t out of a girl, your wrong. So again, identify yourself, or shut the fukk up.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 9:44 AM | Report abuse

We like to talk tough by self censoring....that's right b!tches!

We like to make rap songs on daddy's iMac!

It's so easy, you can be a rap superstar!

We like silly codenames like mayor and president and ambassador and night shift manager and secretary!

I bet we even buy matching outfits and pose for pictures like a real rap group!

We also like exclaimation points becuz that is straight hood!

Posted by: Tha DTC fo rizeal | September 25, 2007 9:48 AM | Report abuse

well, this certainly is interesting ...

Posted by: littles | September 25, 2007 9:49 AM | Report abuse

Ok boys, I see I have succeeded in upsetting you. So since all my fun is had, I will give it a rest. Hope DTC has a awesome day!

Posted by: Ty Fox | September 25, 2007 9:49 AM | Report abuse

Paging the mayor and the president. We need you at work. Mayor, you're on the fries today. President, you have the drive thru window.

YEAAAAAAH BOOYEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Wendy's | September 25, 2007 9:51 AM | Report abuse

Why don't you tell us your real names since you obviously think that makes you a man....

I'm sure you picked those ass-like monikers because you have some stupid white boy names like Alex, Paul or Adam.

And apparently you guys have issues with "haters". If you have to defend your stupidity at every turn, is it really worth living?

Do everyone a favor and light yourself on fire and hug your "crew"

You idiots just talk about how no one will come to you on your terms at your parking lot.....I'd love to see you try and pull this crap at Philly's stadium.

Steinberg, I'm very dissappointed that you wasted your time on these ass clowns.

Posted by: Mr. Clark | September 25, 2007 9:57 AM | Report abuse

Not upset. Lets call a spade a spade here.

Here are the times you posted on here.

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Posted by: Ty Fox | September 25, 2007 09:49 AM

So girl or guy, YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!

I mean, your posting at 11 minutes past midnight and again, first thing this morning.

Do you hate me that much, that you spent this much time in the past 12 hours commenting on me?

Seriously, if you are a girl, there is no question why your posting on here at 12:11 AM (You have no boyfriend) and if your a guy, your are pathetic.

Post your real name, or keep hiding, either way, your still a b!itch.

Just know that if you really did post your name, guy or girl, youd have an "accident" this week.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 9:57 AM | Report abuse

"well, this certainly is interesting ..."

yeah, that's the word for it.

Posted by: Unsilent Majority | September 25, 2007 9:58 AM | Report abuse

We bring your blog traffic up 500%

Posted by: DTC | September 25, 2007 10:00 AM | Report abuse

I have been reading this thing for a few hours now. Crazy hate going on here.

I will tell you this, I had the best time at this Tailgate EVER!

You want to say that these guys aren't true Skins Fans! I dare you to bring that non-sense by the next F51 throw down, next game. You have no idea what you will be getting into. I bet I alone wouldn't allow you to walk away from that tailgate in one piece.

I went home with the Cone and it is in my car as we speak. Bring all the hate you want, guys/girls/Eagles/Giants it doesn't matter, DTC has the support of his fellow true fans.

I had a blast fellas/ladies, I hope to come back again! DTC is no joke! Thanks for showing a Skins fan from Richmond a good time.

Mayor.....throw a brick at them, while the Pres. smacks them with a bat!

Posted by: 1st DTC Tailgater Ever | September 25, 2007 10:03 AM | Report abuse

Every one needs to let the DTC do their thing...it's all in fun...and obviously all you that are sitting here arguing with them really care right!?! All you HATERS need to find something better to do with yourselves than worry about the DTC!!! (or maybe you're just hating cuz you wish you came up with an org. like the DTC!!!) can't wait to see you guys @ F-51 on 10/21...GO SKINS!!!

Posted by: Friend of MAYOR & PREZ | September 25, 2007 10:08 AM | Report abuse

There you go again....post your real name mayor so I can find you and put my balls on your face.

You're such an idiot.....

Posted by: Mr. Clark | September 25, 2007 10:09 AM | Report abuse

Mayor, take your boys advice. Please throw a brick at the Eagles bus or another person. I will be there with a bull horn to yell at you while you are being taken away to jail.

Posted by: Please Do IT | September 25, 2007 10:10 AM | Report abuse

DTC, we know you dont like us

Why? Cause Dan Snyder cant buy us

All you haters, just name the time and the place

And ill make sure the mayor throws a brick at your face

Posted by: DTC4LIFE | September 25, 2007 10:11 AM | Report abuse

This is freaking comical. You guys call yourself an organization? Do you have a corporate office I can call to get more information?

You guys are wannabe homies who are desperate for attention. Tailgate like the rest of us and shut your idiot faces.

The Mayor of FedEx Field... I honestly laugh until it hurts everytime I re-read your made-up, idiotic, name.

Posted by: An Organization??? | September 25, 2007 10:13 AM | Report abuse

Sorry for my husbands antics fellas, he hasnt been able to get an erection in 12 years, so he decides to take it out people that he will never see face to face. It makes him feel tougher.

And honey, stop using our real name, all the DTC has to do is google Mr. Clark and they will find out where we live.

Clark being such a unique name and all.

Posted by: Mrs. Clark | September 25, 2007 10:15 AM | Report abuse

www.myspace.com/parkinglotkings

www.deadtreecrew.proboards30.com

http://journals.aol.com/dcsportsguy/mrirrelevant/entries/2006/09/12/scenes-from-the-skins-vikings-tailgate/2974

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2007/09/06/meet-my-new-online-friends-the-dtc/

http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/interests-redskins-clubs-and-gettin-drunk-192779.php

Posted by: THE DTC | September 25, 2007 10:22 AM | Report abuse

HIT A MOTHERFUKKIN EAGLE FAN VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjTa9ijJdE

Posted by: THE DTC | September 25, 2007 10:23 AM | Report abuse

nothing is quite as hardcore as quoting Mrs. Doubtfire.

Posted by: wow | September 25, 2007 10:35 AM | Report abuse

Rule #1 in the sports blog world: To increase blog traffic, do a sarcastic piece on the Dead Tree Crew.

Rule #2- see rule #1

Posted by: BLOG READER | September 25, 2007 10:36 AM | Report abuse

stop hatin hatas, DAYUM!

if you were from a boring suburb, failed to capitalize on opportunities and higher education and had poor job prospects and massive insecurity problems, the redskins would probably be the most important thing in your life too!

and can you blame us for yelling at other fans? we're jealous of thier lives! why else do you think i drink so much? to erase my pathetic existence from MY OWN memory.

you know what else is dope? snoop dogg! he is for rizzle! maybe i'll go drunk drive while blasting some of the dogg pound in my tricked out corrola! Humanity can only hope so!

Posted by: DTC 4 EVA | September 25, 2007 10:38 AM | Report abuse

Post your name, mayor. Since you want someone else's so bad.

You seem like the type that flunks a grade and thinks he's cool because he's older than everyone, when he is just to stupid to pass a grade

Posted by: Jamaal Clark | September 25, 2007 10:38 AM | Report abuse

From reading this blog, I find it sad that members of the DTC had a story written about them and then had to stand by this site to defend themselves for an entire day. I guess when this was published, you knew this was going to happen though. I thought you guys were being funny on purpose, but from reading this, I see that you guys actually take yourselves seriously......which makes it even more funny.

Posted by: voting population | September 25, 2007 10:39 AM | Report abuse

Oh are we being mocked? I don't think so, but even if that is the case, I still don't care. Opposing fans don't like us? Thats not news. People talking trash on the internet, I'd be upset except for they have been doing it for 7 years now. The the Terms "wannbee", "Wigger", "Malibu's Most Wanted" have beat to death, come up with some new stuff please. Maybe you should go to our message board and photshop pics of us?!?!?! Wait that has been done too, some of them even funny at times.

Here is what I know will happen. More die hard Skins fans that like rap music, sexy women, drinking and make fun of opposing fans will be at F-51 next home game.

People who are not down with us will call us names from the saftey of their homes and never say a word to my face.

PS: Littles please let us know when the video will be out...hope you don't mock us to bad HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: President | September 25, 2007 10:40 AM | Report abuse

Hey Mayor, why don't you reveal yourself to the 4 of us who don't know who you are

Posted by: Wally | September 25, 2007 10:41 AM | Report abuse

My name is Chris. I go to EVERY REDSKIN GAME AT FED EX FIELD. Have ben for over 8 years now.

I am one of the first to arrive, usually around 7:00 am. I tailgate with the DTC (have you ever heard of us?) in the GREEN LOT SECTION OF FED EX FIELD.

F-51 is the EXACT parking lot number.

So to recap.....

CHRIS IS MY NAME

I CAN BE FOUND AT PARKING LOT SECTION F-51 EVERY HOME GAME.

Now what are you going to do? Talk more trash from your grandmas basement? Why dont you be the FIRST one to come talk trash to my face?

You know why you wont?

CAUSE YOU A HO!

DTC FOR LIFE!

Posted by: The Mayor (My real name is Chris) | September 25, 2007 10:45 AM | Report abuse

SO I JUST WANTED TO COMMENT THAT THE GUY IN THE FIRST PIC, I GUESS THE MAYOR..LOOKS JUST LIKE BUD BUNDY!! HA!

I'M NOT IN ON ALL THIS OTHER STUFF GOIN ON THAT I AM READING..AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DEAD TREE CREW..

Posted by: RANDOM READER | September 25, 2007 10:48 AM | Report abuse

Jamaal, you better shut your mouth.

You dont want these guys coming to your house and hurting Jamarri now do you?

Posted by: Charles Walden | September 25, 2007 10:50 AM | Report abuse

Mr. Clark is a math teacher here at Thomas Pullen in Maryland, and we frown upon his actions today.

This material has just been presented to me, and I apologize on behalf of our school, and all of our students.

Trust me when I say this matter will be dealt with swiftly.

Posted by: Pamela Lucas | September 25, 2007 10:56 AM | Report abuse

Jamaal, this is your dead grandfather speaking.

I know we have not ever met, but let me just give you some advice.

1. You can talk trash about the DTC all you want, just never, EVER underestimate their abilties.

2. Tell your momma to put down the crack pipe.

3. Why is my great grandson (Jamarri) look like a walking piece of poop?

Posted by: Rev. Charles Walden | September 25, 2007 11:00 AM | Report abuse

All haters please come to a tailgate and you will see how much fun we have. Nothing better then spending a Sunday afternoon with your best friends and cheering for the Skins! We are TRUE fans. GO SKINS!!!

Posted by: S. | September 25, 2007 11:06 AM | Report abuse

I glad these ass-hats are gone....good riddance

Posted by: Om | September 25, 2007 11:10 AM | Report abuse

does anyone want to mouth my o-ring?

Posted by: Chris Faerese | September 25, 2007 11:11 AM | Report abuse

OM, shut the fukk up. I may not be able to beat alot of people up, but ill sure as hell beat the fukk out of you.

Infact, why dont you come see me next home game.

And for the poster above, go grab your yearbook and spell my last name correctly.

FERRARESE, there I did it for you. CHRIS FERRARESE. Now what do you got? My name is all over the place, IM THE MOTHERFUKKING MAYOR!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 11:17 AM | Report abuse

IF I SAY IT IN CAPS AND IF I SAY IT ENOUGH, IT MUST BE TRUE!

I'M THE MAJOR! (major disappointment to my parents)

Posted by: Chris is Greasey | September 25, 2007 11:34 AM | Report abuse

I'll sit on your face and let 'em rip if you threaten Om .

You couldn't beat up midget holding a lunch tray....which I'm sure is what you looked like in high school.

Posted by: Bubba | September 25, 2007 11:36 AM | Report abuse

If they're not currently rolling over in their graves, this dope's parents must be on the verge of a heart attack any minute now, especially when he instructs them to call him "The Mayor" and not "Son".

Posted by: Poor parents | September 25, 2007 11:37 AM | Report abuse

Now we're both douche bags, Mayor. Imagine that.

Posted by: Die Hard from ExtremeSkins | September 25, 2007 11:38 AM | Report abuse

Now we both have something in common. Both of our "organizations" suck beyond belief.

Posted by: Art | September 25, 2007 11:42 AM | Report abuse

wow mayor looks like you are as "pathetic" as you think other people are..hahhaha
you have been on here all morning and last night! ATTEMPTING to take up for yourself and DTC. How old are you all? god go get a REAL JOB, a life and an education and stop this retarded crap! No REAL WOMEN want punks that act like this. Guess you get to settle for your "hos" you pick up from where ever. You can be a diehard fan and not act like an idiot. So start acting you age, be an adult already!


Posted by: THIS IS FUNNY | September 25, 2007 11:43 AM | Report abuse

Well Tony, your a stupid Canadian, so your like 2 steps beneath a Mexican.

Keep telling us about your little league football, we really care.

And Bubba, with 1 million posts on a Redskin message board, i dont need to be the one to tell you that you have no life.

Anyone else from Extremeskins want to come back up your dorky moderators that dont even go to Redskin games?

NEXT

OH AND FUKK CANADA!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 11:43 AM | Report abuse

they're called contractions idiot. you are=you're

Threatening to beat people up on the internet is a s hardcore as you can get....that's what 50 cent and the game do everynight.

Posted by: The Real Bud Bundy | September 25, 2007 11:46 AM | Report abuse

Yo best be gettin off da DTC sons

50 bust a cap in yo azz

G-G-G-UNIT!

Posted by: 50 Cent | September 25, 2007 11:47 AM | Report abuse

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2007/09/25/agent-steinz-infultrates-the-dtc-tailgate/

When you ARE hot, you ARE hot!

Posted by: BLOG READER | September 25, 2007 11:49 AM | Report abuse

Just wondering why the ES moderators only talk this crap on here, instead of coming to the DTC message board.

Incase anyone was wondering, every single DTC member has been banned from Extremskins.

I know you have our sites URL in your favorites, so why dont you stop by and chat with us?

People that live in Canada shouldnt even be allowed to post on American websites in my opinion.

Everyone knows Canada is a bunch of retards.

Posted by: The President | September 25, 2007 11:57 AM | Report abuse

Give me back my shades!

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez | September 25, 2007 12:00 PM | Report abuse

I hate Canada, everyone knows you can only get the good meth down south!

Posted by: Tha President | September 25, 2007 12:14 PM | Report abuse

A few years ago I walked through the dtc tailgate before the skins/eagles game wearing my Eagles stuff and a few of them came over and gave me a hard time, but it was all in good fun. I have no problem with fans of opposing teams giving me a hard time for the teams I support. I'm from Philly, we invented that type of behavior, its when things get violent and out of hand that it becomes a problem. I'm talking about fans of all teams, Eagles fans included. Let these guys have their fun, they're not hurting anybody. Keep doing your thing fellas, I'll be somewhere in the green lot for the eagles game in November, maybe I'll stop by.

Posted by: Eagles Fan | September 25, 2007 1:16 PM | Report abuse

POSERS.

They had several chances to meet and greet Philly's finest.

They didn't rise to the occasion 3 yrs ago in DC and they didnt come up to the Linc the following year as they vowed they would cos they weren't "Skerrd".

Super.

Bunch of rental car office working stiffs.

They change outfits for photo ops during tailgates.

Need more be said?

Holla!

Posted by: 700level.com | September 25, 2007 1:23 PM | Report abuse

700 Level

"A site made and run by 4th graders, for 4th graders"

Posted by: 700level.com | September 25, 2007 1:32 PM | Report abuse

ALL DTC PEOPLE LOVE 2 THINGS

1 CAPS LOCK
2 UNPROTECTED SEX

WHAT FUN WE HAVE AT GAMES. YO YO YO RAP IT UP SKINS!!!!!

Posted by: THA REAL chris ferrerer | September 25, 2007 1:39 PM | Report abuse

the funniest thing about this is definitely the comments, in which the DTC (and their groupies) are too dumb to even realize that the article is openly mocking them.

Posted by: TMC | September 25, 2007 1:40 PM | Report abuse

CHRIS FERRARESE?

You still won't give me your real name, instead you give me that clearly fake made up trash.

Do you got a stutter boy? because it looks like you stutter even when you type.

I'M THE GOVERNOR! haha

Posted by: Jamaal Clark | September 25, 2007 2:24 PM | Report abuse

Chris,
did anyone take you up on that O-ring offer?

If not, I'll do it again.

Posted by: Adam Gibson | September 25, 2007 2:30 PM | Report abuse

I was in Philly for the Skins game and not a single fan said anything to me. Your team is so pathetic they banned tailgating in most of your parking lots.

http://www.deadtreecrew.proboards30.com/index.cgi?board=pics&action=display&thread=1190296934

Posted by: Salavea/G20 | September 25, 2007 3:09 PM | Report abuse

i hope you guys know, im printing this whole thing out and handing it out at our 10 year reunion which is coming up soon.

Posted by: Brad Freitas | September 25, 2007 3:13 PM | Report abuse

DTC ain't nothing but tools and wannabe's

Posted by: Kenny Mannion | September 25, 2007 3:28 PM | Report abuse

WOW, people are posting as me now, if that is not wack I am not sure what is.

oh and as Kenny, our Head of Security, who has not missed a game in 3 years, hangs out with us all time?

You guys get a life.

Whats up Brad, has it been almost ten years? HAHAHAHAH I love it man!

Posted by: President | September 25, 2007 3:36 PM | Report abuse

This has gone EXACTLY as planned!

Great job DTC.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 3:42 PM | Report abuse

Can't imagine why you all would need security

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 3:48 PM | Report abuse

yea dudes!

our plan to get mocked and ridiculed has all gone exactly as planned!

Chris wanted his name out there and he wanted everyone to see exactly how much every little word bothers him so much, even when he says it doesn't!

Great work dudes!

Posted by: Adam Gibson | September 25, 2007 3:54 PM | Report abuse

P.S. I love exclamation points!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adam Gibson | September 25, 2007 3:56 PM | Report abuse

Amazing how everyone is a tough guy on the computer. Hey, atleast at the end of the day, you guys got some new material for your "battle raps"

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 3:58 PM | Report abuse

Again, post your real name. You obviously went to Broad Run.

My theory is that you are not posting your real name because you know what will happen if you do.

So why dont you prove me wrong tough guy?

And the only thing that is bothering me is that YOU havent posted your real name, again, I think you know what would happen.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 3:58 PM | Report abuse

YOu would think these ass clowns would have thicker skin by now.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:01 PM | Report abuse

This is the most persitant hater we have ever seen. Started off at 8 pm last night, we are just trying to get him to identify himself.

I wish he would. We would have some excellent footage for our new video.

Again, I will point out to the public, that this guy (who obviously knows us) will not at any cost identify himself.

Come on man, your so tough, just man the fukk up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:01 PM | Report abuse

Skin is super thick. We give alot of grief to people, we can take it. I just want this one guy to tell us who he is. Thats all.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:03 PM | Report abuse

Hey "Mayor" we've all seen your pictures, you're not exactly an imposing figure. What do you really think you are capable of hurting anyone?

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:04 PM | Report abuse

"What do you really think you are capable of hurting anyone?'

Yep

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:04 PM | Report abuse

I feel bad for someones kneecaps

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:06 PM | Report abuse

"I feel bad for someones kneecaps"

Im pretty sure I can swing a bat at anyone's face, except Georghe Muresan

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:07 PM | Report abuse

since you guys are obviously unemployed, do you take shifts gaurding your article's blog, or is there maybe a conference call type deal going on?

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:08 PM | Report abuse

You don't want to use a bat, you could get in trouble and lose your job.....oh, sorry my bad

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:09 PM | Report abuse

Well Adam (The President) just went to go get lunch at our old work (Wendys), and when he gets back, he is on "blog guarding", ive got a scheduled game of Madden 08 on the PS3 at 4:30.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:10 PM | Report abuse

That's obviously a fake post, PS3's are expensive

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:11 PM | Report abuse

Agent Steinberg!

This DTC needs to be on the BLOG SHOW!

Posted by: BlogShowFan#1 | September 25, 2007 4:15 PM | Report abuse

Yep. I lied. Its Sega Dreamcast. And its not Madden 2008. Its NFKL2K1.

And its going to be hard to play it since I dont have a TV.

Im just waiting for this guy to identify himself.

Whats your excuse? If you want to chat, ill give you my AIM.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:15 PM | Report abuse

Cool, maybe we can exchange numbers too! That would be awesome! Hey do you like s'mores?

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:17 PM | Report abuse

Not a big fan of smores. Im not to good with actual fire. I mean, I spit hot fire, but using matches is a no no my mom said.

But I do like smores pop tarts. Speaking of pop tarts, why do they come in pairs? I mean, what if I just wanted one Pop Tart?

Here, read this, I have to go pee pee

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2007/09/25/agent-steinz-infultrates-the-dtc-tailgate/

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:19 PM | Report abuse

Wow, it's a whole other site with people mocking you. Your days must be pretty busy tyring to keep up with all the "haters" but I see you definately know how to "keep it real"

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:23 PM | Report abuse

We enjoy the mocking. If you have some time later, ill show you how a bunch of people nobodys heard of, can turn YOU yourself into someone everybodys talking about.

I would write a book about it, but I can't write, I was to busy being a "loser" in high school to learn anything.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:25 PM | Report abuse

I spit hot fire?

seriously, do you have a book of rap cliches that make a short white kid sounds retarded?

Oh, yea i guess you do...I just heard your "rap" song

Posted by: for real | September 25, 2007 4:27 PM | Report abuse

Nah, thanks anyways, spray painted gold makes me break out.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:27 PM | Report abuse

"I just heard your "rap" song"

Well the DTC appreciates you going to our MySpace site, listening to the song, then coming here and telling us about it.

With those sarcastic undertones, you could write your own blog!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:29 PM | Report abuse

I'm just stunned we aren't hearing this guys "flo" on the radio......just stunned

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:29 PM | Report abuse

Radio is for "commercial" rappers.

We wouldnt want to turn out like 50 cent.

DTC: We keep it real

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:30 PM | Report abuse

you guys have a myspace site? How do I get one? you guys must be bigger than I thought

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:30 PM | Report abuse

It was hard at first. Then I recruited my neigbors 14 year old. He set the whole thing up. He is featured in our next song. His name is Lil Skin. He is tight.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:31 PM | Report abuse

real gay

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:31 PM | Report abuse

So he's the one rapping?

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:32 PM | Report abuse

Yep, were gay, gay as in happy. Happy as in thanks for spending the last 30 minutes conversing with the actual Mayor of Fed Ex Field.

Tell your friend.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 4:32 PM | Report abuse

What are you going to do when his voice changes?

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:33 PM | Report abuse

No way, THE actual Mayor? Shut up, there is no way I'm talking to the real Mayor, stop razzing me

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:34 PM | Report abuse

no, really, what's your 14 year old neighbor's name,not what you call him when he comes over to your place.


i'm coming to get you.

Posted by: Chris Hanson | September 25, 2007 4:35 PM | Report abuse

When did you first realize that you were gay? I bet it was tramatic, huh. Is it even harder to look in the mirror, and want so bad to see something that's not there? It's ok I won't tell.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:36 PM | Report abuse

God do I hate the guys.

I'm looking into seeing if we can figure out how to get their tickets taken away. It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Andyman | September 25, 2007 4:40 PM | Report abuse

It's a good thing they can't trade in their food stamps for tickets, or we might never see the end of them.

Posted by: tarhog | September 25, 2007 4:42 PM | Report abuse

"it's true, this article really is kind of mocking you."

"I guess my reasoning in doing so is now justified."

"I thought you guys were just being silly on purpose, but now I regret even writing this up."

Well I dont think this is really you Dan, but if it is, I doubt you regret it. Lets be honest, this is the most active your blogs been probably ever.

Of course you were going to mock us. Thats what bloggers do. You used us for a succesful blog, we used you for publicity. Bad or good, we will take it.

See, were just Redskin fans. The message boards and bloggers turned us into these "Redskin thugs" and we just went with it.

As soon as I saw you, I told you I knew who you were. I honestly think it is an excellent piece.

It's obvious you are mocking us.

We are okay with it.

And we werent being silly. We were just fukked up, because we have been drinking for 7 hours before you came.

But hey, you gave the people what they want.

So I guess at the end of the day, we can both say.....

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Thanks again Dan.

The Mayor of Fed Ex Field

Posted by: Anonymous | September 25, 2007 4:42 PM | Report abuse

I doubt anyone called you thugs, don't ever confuse yourself with someone dangerous

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:44 PM | Report abuse

Oh and I forgot to tell you guys that the being a moderator at Extremskins is pretty much what my life is about.

I have a retarded kid that I have to tend to daily. he poops and pees all over the place.

My mother was a retard, so I think thats where he got the genes from.

Posted by: Tarhog | September 25, 2007 4:46 PM | Report abuse

Hey, look Tarhog did his best to keep your disabilities a secret, he really tried.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:47 PM | Report abuse

Other than the child (maybe) give me three ways Tarhogs life on extremeskins is different from your life on here.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:49 PM | Report abuse

"great success"

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 4:52 PM | Report abuse

Oh well, I guess we can always find at the DTC site, and Jiffy Lube, I have to get my breaks worked on tomorrow anyways.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 5:02 PM | Report abuse

Oh well, I guess we can always find at the DTC site, and Jiffy Lube, I have to get my breaks worked on tomorrow anyways.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 5:02 PM | Report abuse

Oh well, I guess we can always find at the DTC site, and Jiffy Lube, I have to get my breaks worked on tomorrow anyways.

Posted by: blog reader | September 25, 2007 5:02 PM | Report abuse

Wow, the "mayor" has been getting owned over and over again by the commentors.

I'd really hate to see what he comes up with in a "rap battle" if this is what he comes up with when he has time to think about it.

Posted by: too funny | September 25, 2007 5:04 PM | Report abuse

I'd like to thank "The Real Bud Bundy" for mentioning the hideous lack of proper contraction usage. Now I must stand up for the direct-address comma, you Washington NFL franchise/DTC illiterates.

Posted by: Patrick Monroe | September 25, 2007 5:18 PM | Report abuse

I got an APB on the DTC

Posted by: GRAMMAR POLICE OFFICER JENKINS | September 25, 2007 5:55 PM | Report abuse

"we used you for publicity. Bad or good, we will take it."

aaawwwww - so mommy and daddy didnt give you enough attention?

"See, were just Redskin fans. The message boards and bloggers turned us into these "Redskin thugs" and we just went with it."

NO MAYOR! DONT DO IT! dont drop your baseball bat wielding facade!!!!!!!! so many other pathetic losers looked up to you and you shatter their hopes and dreams by saying it was all a sham?

man, no wonder people think skins fans are soft. a little internet razzing and they buckle like a belt.

talk to you next time i get taco bell.

Posted by: jaroslav hasek | September 25, 2007 6:22 PM | Report abuse

I think it's funny as heel I was with a small group of Eagles fans that went down to the Southern Link (also known as FedEx Field after about week 8-9 and the Skins are out of the playoff hunt) and we made it pretty clear we are Eagles fans and these little punk wannabes were scared to death of the 5 of us... We had a really good time because the number of Eagles fans was almost as many as Skins (at least out tailgating in our area) I think the best part was the number of Skin fan that came a said how sorry they were and that most skins fans weren't like those kids... we al drank and laughed at "THE Due To Coma"

Posted by: smiley | September 25, 2007 7:12 PM | Report abuse

I think it's funny as heel I was with a small group of Eagles fans that went down to the Southern Link (also known as FedEx Field after about week 8-9 and the Skins are out of the playoff hunt) and we made it pretty clear we are Eagles fans and these little punk wannabes were scared to death of the 5 of us..

Posted by: Your a liar | September 25, 2007 7:17 PM | Report abuse

I believe it that when the numbers are matched up that they back down.

Nothing but internet wannabe thugs who learned to be "street" by watching Mtv

Posted by: true dat | September 25, 2007 7:52 PM | Report abuse

You don't even need numbers, just find one of them away from a cpu

Posted by: indeed | September 25, 2007 7:53 PM | Report abuse

I say you guys be the ones to do it

Posted by: yep | September 25, 2007 8:12 PM | Report abuse

If the DTC comes to South Philly, I'll hit them upside the head with a rusty hubcap.

Posted by: Junkyard Willy | September 25, 2007 8:18 PM | Report abuse

Willy, best get yo black ass inside the shack you kno we needs dat hubcap fo a rooof it gone rain

Posted by: Junkyard Willys Mama | September 25, 2007 8:26 PM | Report abuse

I don't even really like rap....what am i doing with my life?

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 8:31 PM | Report abuse

The Mayor is my idol

Posted by: Overbrook | September 25, 2007 8:35 PM | Report abuse

All you guys are mad cause figured out the "the mayor" is the guy to hit you in the head for that Aveo you drive. When you went to carmax to buy that 1987 escort, you stil owed 15k for an 11k car you've been making $400 payments on. Its ok take a deep breath and play some more everquest. Or keep blogging DORKS!!!!!!

Posted by: A guy | September 25, 2007 8:44 PM | Report abuse

NONE OF YOU PHILY FAGS EVER COME TO F 51 GREEN.....My guess is because 1 or all of these 3 reasons

1) They cant read, therefore they cant find it

2) The glow from our SUPER BOWL TROPHIES blinds them

3) They are scared'

How many Super Bowls have the Eagles won?
I Forgot.

Posted by: a guy | September 25, 2007 8:51 PM | Report abuse

>>>>>>>

I just googled eagles super bowl wins and guess what, there were no results found. Oh yah cause you suck and have never won and after getting spanked at home on Mon night doesnt look like its going to happen any time soon!!!!

I guess I do like one thing about Philly, the LACK OF SUPER BOWL TROPHIES!!!

Posted by: a guy | September 25, 2007 8:55 PM | Report abuse

Sorry guys, I'm gonna reform and try to do something with myself. I'm going to start wearing clothes that fit (even if it won't match my homeboys outfits anymore)and I'm going to find a job.

Football just isn't that important to me anymore, I'm just about 30 years old and I'm still wearing clothes for kids (not the style but sizes I mean)I need to shape up.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 8:56 PM | Report abuse

Another hater who he mayor legally robbed.

How's that caviler doing?

Posted by: a guy | September 25, 2007 8:58 PM | Report abuse

Hey, I only paid extra for the cavalier because I felt bad taking his place of residence

Posted by: rondell | September 25, 2007 9:02 PM | Report abuse

he sells car, eh? The hell you say? Never pictured a guy with his credibility to be a used car salesman

Posted by: Bill | September 25, 2007 9:04 PM | Report abuse

sounds lucrative

Posted by: fun times | September 25, 2007 9:25 PM | Report abuse

used car salesman eh?

I guess thats a step up from his father Al, who sales women's shoes.

Posted by: Ronnie Hammish | September 25, 2007 9:31 PM | Report abuse

I've also decided that I'm going to get my GED, move out of moms house and become a productive member of society. Even if that means no more late nights with the fellas in Grandmas basement, eating cookies and making rap cd's. It's going to be hard but it's time for a change

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 9:32 PM | Report abuse

hahah he sales used cars

You would think he wouldn't need a 2nd job because I thought "Bud Bundy impersonator" would pay well enough

Posted by: d'mite | September 25, 2007 9:33 PM | Report abuse

If you DTC jive turkeys set foot in my junkyard, I'm gonna make you drop and do a hundred push ups!

Posted by: Junkyard Willy | September 25, 2007 9:40 PM | Report abuse

Let DTC be! Everyone who goes to DTC tailgates is there to have fun and support the skins...ain't nothing wrong with that.It's just about as much fun as you can pack into a 14 hour day....if that's wrong I don't want to be right!

Posted by: nicky | September 25, 2007 10:18 PM | Report abuse

yay! let's defend the DTC!

honestly i don't blame you, they obviously have a hard time defending themselves

Posted by: nicky's not right | September 25, 2007 10:45 PM | Report abuse

Yeah, you look real tough with that bat...Actually you look like nothing but a schmuck. Its one thing to have a bat, but another to know what to do with it...

Remember that, tough guy.

Posted by: Dave | September 25, 2007 10:56 PM | Report abuse

Huge Redskin fan here, not a fan of the crews style. but give credit where it's due. DTC is playing you guys like a fiddle. basically 3 skins fans have you guys hooked on their every word. The DTC is always as recently disscussd topic on almost every Eagle message board. People are constantly photoshopping thier pix and posting them online. i am amazed at the time and effort these Eagle fans are putting into a few kids from Virginia that go to Redskin home games. What would you do if there was no DTC? ive seen three types of hecklers commenting here today.

Eagle fans

jealous Redskin fans

and an obvious scornful female/male that went school with thes guys. One of these two did something terrible to you. i am guessing it involved intercourse. Maybe your girlfriend or even like noted above your sister.

mad props Dead Tree Crew you guys are beating the system and becoming famous for going to Redskin games.

Just for the sake of everyone please stop rapping.

Posted by: Redskin fan | September 25, 2007 11:09 PM | Report abuse

You guys are a joke. Like it's not embarrassing enough for people to be fans of the Redskins, but now they have you dooshbags representing the entire fanbase. And for the record you're punks that started making crappy songs about hitting Eagles fans, yet don't have the stones to come around any of us. You're like Vanilla Ice and Erkel all wrapped in one mega-doosh.

Posted by: Eagles Infiltrator | September 25, 2007 11:11 PM | Report abuse

please don't think we know what we're doing, as you can tell from our rap songs, we haver no notion of reality.

I think I'll start going to church.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 11:13 PM | Report abuse

Thanks DTC for taking some heat off me this week.

With two kids about to get thier buttholes widened and the fact that our team is 1 and 2 it has been a tough week for the Reedster.

You know the season is over when Eagle fans spend more time on the fans of a team that beat us at home two weeks prior than us beating the Lions

Posted by: Andy Reed | September 26, 2007 12:14 AM | Report abuse

Americans are overweight snobs. I wouldnt leave Canada even if the Queen herself was driving

Posted by: Die Hard | September 26, 2007 12:19 AM | Report abuse

The Mayor reminds me of Seth Green's character in 'Can't hardly wait'.

I'm an Eagles fan and walked through their tailgate last season...they had nothing for me - not a word. DTC is all a bunch of talk, I train in the Octagon and would have gladly taken them on...baseball bat and all.
DTC is like Jason Campbell on the goaline with under a minute left.

Posted by: Eagles own the skins | September 26, 2007 8:20 AM | Report abuse

Fantastic publicity.

Loved the video linked here too.
http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/interests-redskins-clubs-and-gettin-drunk-192779.php

Posted by: Rocky | September 26, 2007 9:31 AM | Report abuse

I think it's funny that The Mayor brought a baseball bat to hit Eagles fans with when his team was playing the Giants. It shows what kind of support the Eagles have down in DC.

Posted by: FedEx Field = 9th Home Game | September 26, 2007 9:38 AM | Report abuse

What a bunch of inbred losers these guys are. You CAN be a Redskins fan and support your team without making yourself look and sound like a complete moron.

Posted by: Skins Fan | September 26, 2007 10:12 AM | Report abuse

I'm guessing since no one has responded to the super bowl comments you know you suck.

I'll remind you again. YOU HAVE NEVER WON A SUPERBOWL. What else needs to be said, I would be angry too, you must feel like a priest! Get to look but never get to touch, just like our SUPERBOWL TROPHIES

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 11:23 AM | Report abuse

I'm a die hard skins fan but even I am sick of that excuse. That comment is so 1992. What the hell have we done since then?

Posted by: Realist | September 26, 2007 11:32 AM | Report abuse

All ya'll suckas is nuffin' but punks, yo!! You queers wants ta step, then get cho punk asses down ta our hizzouse, Dawg.

You all tough when you gots 45,000 fans on yo side, whaddup if you gots 45,000 on the otha side, punks?

My an my homies led by Junkyard Willy is gonna mess all ya'll up, yo.

Yo bussss it: I'm a knock you out, mamma said knock you out. Kick it ol' school, punks.

Word.

Posted by: DJ Donkey Punch | September 26, 2007 11:39 AM | Report abuse

Than you're not a real football fan. Even expansion teams have won since 1992, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE. Yah they made the playoffs but what is the point of the playoff's TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL. They have never done it so they have no room to talk, especially after we whooped them at home on Mon night. I doubt you even watch football "realist" you probably were a male cheerleader in collage, or maybe the mascot. I know your one of those guys who sucks at life but comforts yourself by saying "you did your best"

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 11:51 AM | Report abuse

1st - Learn how to spell.
2nd - Anyone who resorts to personal attacks behind their computer has serious issues.
3rd - At least I went to "collage"
4th - This statement counts for our team too "Even expansion teams have won since 1992, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE." Ask that question of our beloved Redskins.
5th - I am a true Redskins fan. I am also smart enough to realize that we haven't exactly set the world on fire in the last 15 years. If that sorry "You have no SB's" excuse is all we have to hang onto in the last 15 years then there's something wrong.

Posted by: Realist | September 26, 2007 12:14 PM | Report abuse

Yep, were gay, gay as in happy. Happy as in thanks for spending the last 30 minutes conversing with the actual Mayor of Fed Ex Field.

Tell your friend.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 25, 2007 04:32 PM

Seriously.....was this a comeback? calling yourself gay? (not todays general meaning of homosexual, but the what it meant in the 1920's because that's ALOT better, and you obviously have those tendancies becuase I saw the photos of you hanging all over your boys) and appointing your self the "real" mayor of a parking lot?


your idiocy knows no bounds

Posted by: Will Burroghs | September 26, 2007 12:31 PM | Report abuse

obviously I have issues, as you can see from my photos, I'm about as tall as most 4th graders. I have a Napoleon complex and I have to make myself feel better by claiming to be mayor of a place that is owned by some else with a Napoleon complex.

I'll have you know, I carry around that wiffle ball bat for my own protection. You can never be too careful these days, you never know who might try to steal your purse (i.e. the president, i mean, you need to get money to buy meth somehow)

Posted by: The Mayor | September 26, 2007 12:50 PM | Report abuse

This article was weak and pointless. Redskins fans suck. The Reskins suck and Washington, DC is one of the crappiest and sports cities in America.

You guys need to get a life, you bunch of nerds.

Posted by: Redskins Blow | September 26, 2007 12:55 PM | Report abuse

Just what I thought, yo. Nuttin' but a bunch of punk ass suckas!

Posted by: DJ Donkey Punch | September 26, 2007 12:56 PM | Report abuse

DJ, these jive turkeys would never come to Philly. If they came to an Eagles game, I'd make them get on their hands and knees and clean my toilet bowl with their toothbrush, you hear what I'm saying?

Posted by: Junkyard Willy | September 26, 2007 1:40 PM | Report abuse

Again your not a true redskin fan, and if you like come to F 51 for next game, I'll be more than happy to tell you personally

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 1:51 PM | Report abuse

If I still lived in the DC area I would be happy to come to F51. From everything I read there's a lot of threatening that goes on but no action has been taken. It's mighty brave of you to threaten from behind a computer screen.

Posted by: Realist | September 26, 2007 2:07 PM | Report abuse

I didn't know DC had this kind of trash living here.

Posted by: postid1 | September 26, 2007 2:57 PM | Report abuse

I'm gonna be selling our new CD "DTC: Big and hard with child-like voices" outside of the old Kids R Us in Sterling this weekened. I hope to make enough money to go inside and buy that hardcore set of Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls I've been eying.

I'll even bust "freestyles" for nickels

DTC FOR A TEH LIFE!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 26, 2007 3:08 PM | Report abuse

Honestly I agree ALL this trash talking goes on behind keyboards is pointless. Just don't call yourself a fan if your rooting for Philly. A TRUE REDSKIN FAN HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT THE EAGLES, THIER CITY, THIER FANS, and most of all ALL THE BANDWAGON FANS WHO LIVE HERE. Just beacuse you dont like what you read dont make assumptions. If you came to F 51 wearing a Redskin jersey any person there would go out of thier way to make sure you had a great time. Dont side with these Beagle fans, reguardless of how you feel about us. If you feel that way fine, but dont side with them just shut up!

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 3:09 PM | Report abuse

Sounds like a bunch of rainbow bumper sticker wearing, Dupont Circle loitering, left handed batters to me!!!

Skins SUCK

Posted by: Mr. Me | September 26, 2007 3:41 PM | Report abuse

I hear what up, Willy! You da man, Dawg.

Posted by: DJ Donkey Punch | September 26, 2007 3:43 PM | Report abuse

OK MR NO SUPERBOWL RING, IM GLAD I PISSED YOU OFF, THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH IT SUCKS TO NEVER WIN THE BIG DANCE. IM SORRY YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT! HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING LOSER

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 3:45 PM | Report abuse

The Mayor???

hahaha...the Mayor smokes maaaaaaaaad crack... haha...Mayor Berry....haha..

light one up for the Mayor...

Posted by: Anonymous | September 26, 2007 3:48 PM | Report abuse

I'm not sure who "a guy" is but he's welcome to bust a rhyme on our next album. I hope you don't have a job because we spend alot of time patrolling message boards and "protecting our necks".
Also you'll need to be proficient in throwing up the peace sign while tilting your head back so you're looking "down" at the camera. The ability to crouch while doing these things is a bonus!

We have an extra jumpsuit for you so you'll match the rest of the "crew"

Posted by: The Mayor | September 26, 2007 4:14 PM | Report abuse

Me and the real Mayor were laughing at all you Nerds at lunch. If you put as much effort into your job as this blog, mabey you could have huge tailgates like us! Are you sure your boss isn't monitering you in your cubicle??? Have fun at your low level, no future, piss-ant JOB. I know your fine being a nobody.

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 4:24 PM | Report abuse

I bet you can type 300 words a min though! Way to go!

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 4:28 PM | Report abuse

Yea, you losers in cubicles ain't got nothing on used car salesmen! We make bizank!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 26, 2007 4:31 PM | Report abuse

Who says I sell cars, and THE real Mayor is a GSM (General Sales Manager) for the record, and they DO MAKE BANK, LOOK IT UP. Im sure he makes alot more than a cubicle dweller.

Posted by: a guy | September 26, 2007 4:38 PM | Report abuse

Wouldn't expect much else from a bunch of idiots who root for a team with the most racist name in all of sports.

Posted by: Da Mayor has Da AIDS | September 26, 2007 5:25 PM | Report abuse

Which one of you DTC fruits is Ryan Healy? We used to put Ben Gay in his jock in high school & hold him down to tea bag him. We'll we tea bagged him a couple times, at least until he started following us around with handcuffs & his mouth open like a baby bird.

Posted by: Rock McPherson | September 26, 2007 5:49 PM | Report abuse

lets call one of the DTC a fruit and remember times when we did fruitier things to him...

Posted by: rrright | September 26, 2007 6:23 PM | Report abuse

When you say 'huge tailgate', you're referring to funnelling out of a construction cone? Sounds high-class.

Posted by: Jim from Philly | September 26, 2007 8:38 PM | Report abuse

I'm not going to talk to trasg on DTC the mayor or the Skins, But I just wanted to know why i was at a bar in DC for the Skins Eagles game and there where over 30 Eagles Fans watchin the game and about 10 Redskins fans there. The skins fans left halfway through the game then came back after they won to talk trash. just want to know ????

Posted by: Eagels Transpant | September 26, 2007 8:47 PM | Report abuse

What a joke I have never ever seen a bunch of second class citizens who were raised by a pack of wolves. These guys are all talk because they live vulgar and uncultivated lives. I dare them to come to philly and I will clap when they get their ass handed to them, oh i forget they are little girls who cant seem to stop drinking from their mom's bottle.

Posted by: Skins suck | September 26, 2007 8:51 PM | Report abuse

haha,the mayor is a joke, he needs a baseball bat to protect himself,cuz he's a BI&^%, We're coming down to fairl land to kick some A$*. btw mayor wheres your dress and pig nose???

Posted by: PhillyBirds | September 26, 2007 8:56 PM | Report abuse

boy i sure wonder who "a guy" is...certainly couldn't be Chris is Greasy.

I sell cars because it suits my personality perfectly, I'm a slimy little douche, no I mean that literally, that's how I was born. I was douched out.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 26, 2007 9:28 PM | Report abuse

my favorite DTC activity is when they roam over to other redskins tailgates and hit fellow fans from behind with beer bottles!

Way cool.

They really are the bestest fans ever.

Word.

Posted by: owww my head | September 26, 2007 9:33 PM | Report abuse

Its funny a pig is know as a filthy animal and skins fan pride themselves in wearing dresses and putting on pig noses, thats real classy, and but what do u expect from a bunch of hicks and cave dwellers.

Posted by: skins suck | September 26, 2007 9:35 PM | Report abuse

Since 1992 the Redskins have a similar win/loss record to the likes of the Cardinals and the Lions. They've won roughly the same amount of playoff games too. This is a fact.

Posted by: DTC likes up close and extreme facials | September 26, 2007 9:49 PM | Report abuse

we will be there with atleast 200 deep Eagles fans ...you might need a dump truck of bricks

Posted by: See you there | September 26, 2007 9:53 PM | Report abuse

no mayor, "a guy" is obviously Adam, he loves exclamation points and meth as much as i do!

yay! awesome! rad! kewl! lol!

Posted by: The President | September 26, 2007 10:27 PM | Report abuse

Unfortunately, the reason the media loves to do stories like this is because its how they like to view ALL fans.

As dim-witted violent drunkards who don't have a damn clue. And the 'DTC' are poster boys for that image.

psssst...hey boys....they're not laughing WITH you...

Posted by: tarred with the same brush | September 26, 2007 11:10 PM | Report abuse

hahah Redskins fans are f'ing RETARDED and this article proves it hahaha LOVE IT!

Posted by: Eagles in DC | September 26, 2007 11:50 PM | Report abuse

Oh and Rocky, thanks for the video link you posted (http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/interests-redskins-clubs-and-gettin-drunk-192779.php) - a simply stunning testament to how retarded DTC truly is. I cannot believe they put that on film - what were they thinking?? I sincerely hope these people do not procreate, they would definitely weaken the gene pool and would be doing America a huge disservice.

Posted by: Eagles in DC | September 27, 2007 12:02 AM | Report abuse

I love these guys

Posted by: Dan Snyder | September 27, 2007 12:36 AM | Report abuse

U know what, u put your foot in your mouth for 11/11 ....talkin all that Eagle hate .... why Why why .....i know your not happy with your team , but at least you have a rings hu....right but guess what buddy.....we have more loyal fans then you'll ever have right here in NOva/DC/MD i'll see u at the game look for the green wave !!!! hope you have alot of bricks ...i'll be with the 200+ Eagles fans coming to fedex from philly/nova/md/and dc look for the hulk gloves and wig.......and i'm sure you know our bar come and watch the game sunday night ...i'll buy you 1shot 1beer and a safe escort out

Posted by: Cap Eagle | September 27, 2007 1:36 AM | Report abuse

All this just reitterates what Ive already known for years traveling up Rt 95 to see Redskin/Eagle games. If your gonna try to partake in the traditional banter that goes on between fans when they come together at tailate. Go razz the Redskins fans first.At tailgate start ,they are nice and have some sort of a grasp on reality,Ive even been offered cheesesteaks and several flavors of moonshine and enjoyed the tailgate experience with most of them . Come third quarter when they've already missed half the game running to the bathroom and drinking more to try and stay warm and they realize they stand a good chance of losing to the birds again,all turns sour. This crap here is so high school.The sad part is that after the game when one of these punks decides to throw a brick or swing his bat and someone gets brain damage or god forbid gets killed .The only person in that jail cell will be some "Bud Bundy" looking guy with life over his head for involuntary mansslaughter and a # 17 jersey on his back or maybe its premeditated since you dumbasses blog it all down for the courts right here ! One Gold Bat -labeled DTC-will be then labeled "states evidence A"
Grow up Folks ! Its only Football ! You dont play ,hire,or fire anyone involved .Handle your liqour skins fans ,at least try !!!!!

Posted by: Green Machine | September 27, 2007 6:24 AM | Report abuse

The difference between the two groups of fans is as simple as this : The Philly fan ,on his way home sees a SUV with a flat tire(broke down) and the SUV has a Redskins Flag flying.The Eagle fan empathizes, knowing how lousy a feeling that is .Stops ,helps .....and realizes that Football and real life situations are seperate.
The same DC Metro living Redskin fan sees the Eagles fan SUV stuck on roadside after the game,blows by ,hollers obscenities and stays his same ole self , he or SHE is going home to blog !
Green Machine

Posted by: Anonymous | September 27, 2007 6:41 AM | Report abuse

www.myspace/websports

Posted by: Green Machine | September 27, 2007 6:43 AM | Report abuse

sorry ,I meant .
www.myspace.com/websports

Posted by: Green Machine | September 27, 2007 6:44 AM | Report abuse

hahah...I got it...

DTC stands for DuponT Circle...hahah....

wow..you guys really are homo...

Posted by: Stevo | September 27, 2007 8:36 AM | Report abuse

I admit it guys, I really am gay. Feels so much better to get that out in the open. Feels oh so good to come out the closet.

As a matter of fact, I am bending over right now, have at it!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 27, 2007 8:38 AM | Report abuse

Is there a cure for alzheimers yet?

Posted by: Joe Gibbs | September 27, 2007 8:39 AM | Report abuse

It burns when I pee.

Posted by: FastFreddie | September 27, 2007 9:05 AM | Report abuse

a bunch of midget mongoloid downhicks who act black rooting for a team with a blatantly racist symbol and nickname....the irony is thicker than the girls at their tailgate

Posted by: gizmo williams | September 27, 2007 9:17 AM | Report abuse

Do you bastards have any of my memorabilia?

Posted by: OJ | September 27, 2007 9:36 AM | Report abuse

The comment about tea bagging Ryan Healy & the subsequent response that it is gay intrigues me. In the Marines, tea bagging was a character building exercise designed to test a man's mental toughness & prepare him for the rigors of war. Well that and the fact it felt really good.

Posted by: Sarge | September 27, 2007 10:19 AM | Report abuse

"Oh and eagle fans, don't think im joking. You got it coming for you later on this year."

With what? Silly String? You really are hard core.

Posted by: Mike | September 27, 2007 10:45 AM | Report abuse

Just to hook the Mayor up with some old info on the DTC. When we left RFK to come to the first game at Fedex in the 1st season we picked the spot where the old dead tree was. For a few weeks us old guys (Chris, Mike , Mike, Dave and Barney) kept telling our frinds to meet us each week at the Dead Tree. Somewhere in the 1st or second season we hooked up with the new crew and they aptly named it the DTC and turned it into one crazy party each game. We still to this day have about 100 people who come down and party their butts off on any given Sunday knowing to meet at the DTC. I have not missed one game or a taigate at the new stadium yet. Looking forward to many years ahead, as we always party right next to the DTC and feel we will always be a part of the crew. See you against Detroit and look out Santa's coming soon in December for da Bears. Big Drunken Old Santa.

Posted by: Big Santa | September 27, 2007 4:07 PM | Report abuse

I've been meaning to tell you old guys to take your geriatric show elsewhere.
DTC IS THA NEW HOTNESS!!
we keep it real and can't have you oldies killin our flow.
YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO RAP!!!

Your obviously just a leech that wants to sweat THA DTCS BALLS!!

I'M THA MUTHERFUKKIN MAYOR!!!!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 27, 2007 4:14 PM | Report abuse

DTC = Dupont Turd Cutters

Posted by: Stevo is The Mayor | September 27, 2007 4:23 PM | Report abuse

Yup..that's me!!

Posted by: The Gayor | September 27, 2007 4:29 PM | Report abuse

The DTC kept hittin on me until I finally caved in and gave them some ghey buttsecks. And aids.

Posted by: hbionic | September 27, 2007 4:55 PM | Report abuse

Appreciate the love Big Mike.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 27, 2007 4:57 PM | Report abuse

I always appreciate big mike's "love". It hurts at first, but you get used to it and after awhile, IT FEELS AWESOME

I'M THA MOTHERFUKKIN JOHN MAYER!!!!!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 27, 2007 5:19 PM | Report abuse

This kid is, WITHOUT question, one of the biggest (or should I say little? He's like 5' 5") punks you'll ever see. He's all mouth and no action, unless he's got his, "boys" with him.

Nothing but a loud mouth and someone the Skins would be FAR better off not having as a fan. POOR representation.

Is what it is.

HTTR!!!!

Posted by: Atl | September 28, 2007 8:18 AM | Report abuse

ATL, you still never came and said anything to my face.

Since all you do is talk trash online, doesnt that make you you a punk?

I think so.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 28, 2007 9:30 AM | Report abuse

Anyone want to buy a Volvo? I need more cash to buy a new cone and spray paint. The last one got all filled with AIDS, now I feel weak.

Posted by: The Mayor | September 28, 2007 9:53 AM | Report abuse

Sure you think that but the other 99% of the popultion agrees with me.

Is what it is, little boy.

Posted by: Atl | September 28, 2007 10:31 AM | Report abuse

Just admit that you came back here looking for my reply, which means in some way (and it can be small) that I personally affect you.

You were challenged to come to our tailgate and man up to our face.

you never showed up.

But I see that you still talking.

You know what that makes you right?

A b!tch

Posted by: The Mayor | September 28, 2007 11:14 AM | Report abuse

Hey guys. I made a video response to the DTC video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Q7Ue0oKt8

You should check it out.

I think I did a good job considering im a fat, stuttering douchebag.

I make videos every week. I have no life. I have no friends. Whats a girl?

Posted by: pefreak522 | September 28, 2007 11:16 AM | Report abuse

say it to my face when I obviously have my crew by my side.

I bet you'll never say it to my face in a neutral place when it's one on one either (mainly because I'd never be there, because as you can clearly see, I'm rather small and a hypocrite)

I probably could never hurt anyone but I might be able to get a few slaps in at your kneecaps.

I'M THA MOTHERFUKKIN MAYOR!!

Posted by: The Mayor | September 28, 2007 11:51 AM | Report abuse

Wow, I guess this guy isn't kidding. He really thinks he's a mayor. Poor lil guy, maybe if he can stand on the end of that bat he'd be tall enough to talk to someone's face.

Give it a rest, Mini Me.

Posted by: For real? | September 28, 2007 2:43 PM | Report abuse

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-17093.html

BTW, just how tall is the nidget, 5' 2"?

I think his mouth opens wider than his vertical. We know it's certainly big enough to stick his foot in it.

I also think the midget leads the world in being kicked off Skins boards. Is he really a Skins fan?

Posted by: Too Funny! | September 28, 2007 3:48 PM | Report abuse

I tried to sign up for the DTC but they said I didn't have no street cred. Then they proceeded to administer the most unholy ass whooping of all time on me. It made me even more proud of them.

I heart The Mayor.

Posted by: rjs246 | September 28, 2007 4:08 PM | Report abuse

I grewed up in da hood and I aint neva seen badder snowflaked than dem boyz. They'z sum hard mudda fuggaz, yo. I specially liked it when da mare drunk a whole cup of love juice in one shot! Little did he know dat all the bro's & me dumped shotz of midnight green in it befohand, but stillz... dat wiggha can drink!

Posted by: Wiggaz Is Uz | September 28, 2007 4:17 PM | Report abuse

From "Watergate" to the Dead Tree Crew.

Katharine Meyer Graham would undoubtedly be thrilled at the prospect of the Washington Post running a story about the exploits of a bunch of thug-lite wanna-be vulgarians.

Posted by: Jerome99RIP | September 28, 2007 4:23 PM | Report abuse

It's things like this that really makes me hate the internet. Because without the internet, idiots like the DTC would have no means of getting attention. There'd be no blogs about them. No myspace page for them to create and no youtube for them to put their lame ass c"rap" videos on.

15 years ago the DTC would be nothing more than a few idiots at a football game. Ok, they're still idiots at a football game but thanks to the www they now have the ability to be seen by the general public.

And not only are they idiots but they're the biggest bunch of sh!t talkers I've ever seen. I walked right up to their tailgate site at the Eagles/Skins game last year and they didn't do anything except yell at me through a bull horn. Ohhhh, real scary guys.

Seriously, you guys are nothing but a bunch of white trash suburbanites with a major inferiority complex. What's the "Mayor's" deal anyway? Why does he insist on wearing his shirt backwards? Is Kriss Kross his inspiration? Because they're wiggity-wiggity-wiggity whack! Besides, they haven't been relevant since 1992.....kind of like the Redskins.

I hope the author of this "article" dies for thinking the DTC is worth writing about. I hope the DTC dies because natural selection needs one in the win column. And I hope I die for taking the time to read and respond to this crap. F*ck it. I hope you all die. Bastards.

Posted by: Tony | September 28, 2007 4:29 PM | Report abuse

I beat up the DTC.

Posted by: Terry Schaivo | September 28, 2007 4:38 PM | Report abuse

I can't believe I died for these assclowns.

Posted by: Jesus | September 28, 2007 4:47 PM | Report abuse

Do none of you guys really have anything better to do than to have these internet wars?

All of you are losers.

Posted by: You all suck at life | September 28, 2007 5:30 PM | Report abuse

@ Tony

If you hate the internet so much, why do insist on adding to the problem by wishing death upon people through http:// ???

Kinda strange dude ...

Posted by: littles | September 28, 2007 11:02 PM | Report abuse

Mayor, can I buy me some of those pigs you tailgate with? They'd make me some good bacon and pork chops...yeehaw!

Posted by: Bubba The Hog Farmer | September 29, 2007 2:01 AM | Report abuse

@ littles

I have no life. I can't spend time with my kids, my wife took them along with my car and my house.

I have no friends.

I just have hating on the DTC and porn to consume my days with.

One of these days I might actually go to the DTC tailgate and tell them how I feel about them to their face.

But then I again, I probably won't

I choose to remain faceless, nameless and tough all at he same time.

I can only do that here.

Posted by: Tony | September 29, 2007 6:10 PM | Report abuse

Public education is not what it used to be. sad sad people

Posted by: WTF | September 30, 2007 11:35 PM | Report abuse

good to be a wizards fan...

Posted by: CreditZard | October 1, 2007 12:17 PM | Report abuse

Does anyone know how I got an STD without having sex?

It's happened 3 times now and it itches.

Posted by: The Mayor | October 1, 2007 12:37 PM | Report abuse

Alright, alright, enough of the gay jokes. Fact is, I've been with both men and women. So technically I'm not "gay" but bi-sexual. So the Mayor likes to smoke the pole once in a while.

I'M THE MUTHERFUKKIN MAYOR.

Posted by: The Mayor | October 2, 2007 12:57 PM | Report abuse

Why did my google search of "flaming dueche bags" lead me here?

Posted by: Random Lions Fan | October 3, 2007 12:40 PM | Report abuse

I will be at game the nov11th green lot.next to dead cowards crew from dc.I am a philly fan more then any thing in life.the d.t.c will.coward out again when we step up to them.and rip that bull horn. and impeach that coward dts mayor and p in his bull horn and dump on his sub.

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Posted by: Luk | October 25, 2007 7:09 PM | Report abuse

I still enjoy gumming a coin purse every now and then...in case anyone was wondering

Posted by: The Mayor | October 28, 2007 11:42 PM | Report abuse

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Anyone know where I can find those cookie cutters that are shaped like male genitals? I really need a treat right now.

Posted by: The Mayor | January 5, 2008 6:04 PM | Report abuse

Funny. Not your comments, but the simple fact you continue to call me names and pretend to be me, on a blog written 4 months ago.

If your trying to suggest that I am a loser, maybe you should reconsider your courses of action in proving that.

One would argue that YOU are the loser.

Posted by: The Real Mayor | January 9, 2008 4:29 PM | Report abuse

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