Gilbert Stole Nick Young's Car

The Dominic McGuire and Nick Young video blog might have a so-so name ("The Domi.Nick Affect?"), but the results speak for themselves.

In this week's episode, we learn that the rookies stole Gilbert's toaster oven to make pop tarts, the rookies need their mothers to come East and buy them beds ("it's cold," Nick complains), that they've never seen deers in their backyard before moving to Virginia, and that Gilbert stole Nick's car keys while in Chicago, mailed them back to D.C., instructed someone to then steal Nick's car, and threatened to paint it pink and cover it with the words "I Love D-Mac."

Then the rookies, foolishly, say that they will get back at Gilbert for his antics. Let it rest, guys. You don't want to go down that road with a man who's been known to throw full gatorade bottles out the window at teammates driving on Interstates. Or who captures Andray Blatche's oversized friend and shoots him repeatedly with paintballs. Seriously, read Gil's latest blog post about his war with the rookies. It's particularly excellent.

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Comments

I guess John still lives with Gilbert.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2007 12:36 PM | Report abuse

Brendan Haywood thinks this is so immature.

Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | October 22, 2007 1:45 PM | Report abuse

PS - Why hasn't a reality show producer contacted Arenas yet? His life is a gold mine on MTV.

Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | October 22, 2007 1:53 PM | Report abuse

Brendon Haywood doesn't like to have fun.
That's why people like Gilbert better. Atleast these guy's aren't out killing people with real guns.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2007 1:53 PM | Report abuse

Gil already wants to do a reality show - he's posted about that on his blog somewhat recently (over the summer i think).

I kinda hope he only does that during the offseason, I don't want to see Gilbert's legendary preparation and hard work get slowed up by distractions. (Of course, if he isn't distracted now by his comic strip, his pranks, his shoes and his video games, then perhaps it doesn't matter. All I know is the man has WAY more energy than I do.)

Posted by: BiGpimpin | October 22, 2007 3:01 PM | Report abuse

God i love this team

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2007 3:38 PM | Report abuse

jumping over walls, shooting paintballs ... very entertaining for most of us to read, but must be scary for the wizards and their fans to read about. isn't anyone concerned about the injury risk?

someone above this post said he's concerned about distraction. i would be more concerned about DNPs. i root for another nba team, so i love to read about Gil's antics. but if i was a wizards fan, i would be very nervous about this rookie war.