Esky's Back!

I was here during those 7 minutes. I'll laugh at you, but stop there, because I'm also laughing at myself... because I was thinking it was for real.

That was a great video. The WGA now has reason to worry if whoever created this crosses the line.

I demand that Bobby Boswell be fired! He obviously cares only for himself and his precious little blog and his hair full of gel! We shouldn't trade him, or even let him entertain thoughts of continuing to play soccer professionally! Today, we must demote him to boy who inflates soccer balls. No! He shouldn't even be allowed to smell the precious, precious grass of our sacred sport. He must be official taste tester for actual FUTBOL players before they attempt to eat any food at the Cathedral--I'm sorry, I mean at RFK. Boswell is the WORST player to ever wear a FUTBOL jersey. EVER! He has the voice of David Beckham, the redeeming qualities of Taylor Twellman, and the personal hygiene of Ben Olsen. He must be banished, NOW.

"If you saw the seven-minute span where I actually thought that Esky had been reaquired by D.C. United, feel free to laugh at me, send cached information to various media watch-dog sites, and demand I be fired."
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Eesokay, Bogmeister, even Goff was fooled.