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Portis Costume, Sellers Beard Both Gone


Today's Portis costume.

Major style notes today.

* Portis costume today: Football player. Running back, it would appear. Where's Choo-Choo?

"I'm looking for him," Portis said. "He kept me out of the end zone last week. I'm gonna choke Choo-Choo out when I see him."

Are the costumes gone for good? "Bro, who knows?" Portis said. (How bout the injuries? "Bro, we missing a lot," he said, to a crowd of reporters, or "Bros." "We got a banged up O-line, we got a banged-up everything.")

"Choo-Choo!" said John Eubanks, walking by.

"I'd rather have wins than yards, any day," Portis said, to another question.

* Mike Sellers shaved off the goatee!!! Gone, gone, gone. This morning. Why, Mike, why?

"Time for a change," he said. "You didn't know I'm superstitious? Everybody on the planet knows. [Usually] I make subtle changes; that was drastic. I'm still hurting over the fact that I cut it off. All that time and effort into making it grow...."

* Remember how Fred Smoot dubbed Stephon Heyer the ugliest guy on the team? "He just needs someone to pick on," Heyer said, attempting to take the high road.

* Remember how Jason Campbell advised Antwaan Randle El to find some Miracle Gro for his forehead? "I got something for him," Randle El said. "Believe me." Then he began a very loud rendition of "Hail to the Redskins!" He's got a nice voice, actually.

By Dan Steinberg  |  November 15, 2007; 3:01 PM ET
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Comments

It took one game to send Choo Choo back into retirement. I don't think we'll be seeing him again this season as their annual free-fall is in effect.

Posted by: keedrow | November 15, 2007 3:16 PM | Report abuse

Don't waste another time out, bro!

Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | November 15, 2007 4:40 PM | Report abuse

I knew it was way too premature to get back to the costumes.

How 'bout a three or four game winning streak for the team before you break out the costumes, Clinton?

Posted by: Paul | November 15, 2007 5:32 PM | Report abuse

what a joke portis is. oh well, he got while the getting was good. backsliding, how do you do?

Posted by: laughing | November 15, 2007 9:14 PM | Report abuse

portis is the man, this offense doesn't move unless he carries it. don't put away the costumes b/c of one game, keep your groove going!

Posted by: el diablo | November 15, 2007 9:40 PM | Report abuse

All that time and effort into making it grow...."

Human beard growth hormones?

Posted by: VP | November 16, 2007 9:32 AM | Report abuse

Late to the party. Portis rules and so does ARE!

Posted by: WaPoLiveFan16 | November 16, 2007 11:54 AM | Report abuse

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