Chris Cooley, His Fiancee and CP

ESPN got Clinton Portis and ex-Redskins cheerleader and current Chris Cooley fiancee Christy Ogilvie to answer questions about the tight end, in order to demonstrate who knew their man better. As you might expect, Portis refused to play along and instead gave only ridiculous answers. Sadly, he was not dressed as Madame Choo-Choo at the time, but still, we take what we can get. This, as one of my dear friends and colleagues might say, is the good stuff.