The Pineapple Finds a Home
The biggest news out of the Redskins locker room this afternoon? You're staring at it, baby.
Remember the pineapple from early Monday morning? Like one of those heroic lost puppies, dropped on a random street corner, it made its way home. That piece of fruit was perched on Chris Cooley's stool, accompanied by a note on a small piece of lined paper. Written on the note?
"From some fans."
I briefly told the story to Cooley, who wasn't quite sure why there was a battered tropical fruit on his stool.
"No way," he said. "That's awesome, man."
If that doesn't warm your heart on this day after Christmas, I don't know what will.
Well, maybe this: Cooley entered the building with....that thing pictured to the right, whatever that is. Some sort of drum, perhaps. Note the large "Sale" ticket.
"Christmas gift exchange with Yoder," Cooley explained. "I don't even know what it is."
Or maybe the answers to Chick "Real Name Redacted" Hernandez's many Christmas gift queries will make you smile. London Fletcher got a messenger bag from his wife. He was accused of receiving a man purse.
"Yeah, yeah, in a sense, yeah," he said. "But it's stylish. It's acceptable."
And Shawn Springs's favorite present?
"Underwear," he said. "I love that. You always have to replenish that. So my best Christmas gift is a pair of underwear."
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