Fire Fassel Sites Up and Running
Well, the man hasn't been hired yet, but he's already being fired. I don't care if this is entirely 2000; FireSnyderandFassell.com happens to be a pretty funny domain name, based on the circumstances. The prose is breezy and light:
Dan Snyder is a pathetic man and an even worse owner. The guy has a reputation as being an all around Dbag, he hangs out with Scientologist losers like Tom Cruise, and he even cut down a strip of old growth forest in his back yard because the trees were blocking his view of the Potomac river. The guy is a grade A shmuck, and this combined with his rudimentary football knowledge and meddling personality produced a lethally awful football team owner.
Jeez, talk about raising the ante. That's all tongue-in-cheek, I'm sure. We'll all rally behind JimJimRex, if need be.
Furthermore, FireJimFassel also seems to have been claimed by a Skins fan, and--if I'm not mistaken--a regular Bog reader, but it's kinda light on content right now. Meanwhile, FireJoeGibbsNow is, mercifully, out of business.
More pro-Skins talk after the jump.
From Two in the Box: Vinny Cerrato, the biggest ass-kissing lap dog since Fredo Corleone, has been named Snyder's consigliere...the "Executive Vice President of Football Operations." So that pipe dream of snagging a "real" GM is dead and rotting in a landfill off the NJ Turnpike.
From the new Fire Snyder blog: The news of the pending Fassell hire to be head coach, with Jim Zorn as O-coordinator, and somehow trying to steal Rex Ryan for D-coordinator is the last straw. Snyder is incapable of learning how to be a good owner.
From Kissing Suzy Kolber: Er, probably too profane. Just go read it.
From Mister Irrelevant, re: Grimm: At the very least, he's better than a re-tread, twice-failed ex-Giants [edited], worthless, no good pile of [edited] like Fassel. Yes, that's how I really feel.
From Hog Heaven: If you were worried about team cohesion and continuity you can find both of those concerns checked at the door along with sanity and reason. I sense a long drought coming on.
From Riggo's Rag: So, it is either Fassel or Williams today, or ten more days to bumble our way into Art Shell or Dennis Green.
From Hogs Haven, re: last night's Fasel-not-hired-yet ticker: Does this mean anything? I don't know. But God bless tickers.
From the Curly R: I guess the image basically says it all.
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