D. Green: "Carry Out's the Way"

The last few years have been fertile groundfor goofball local commercials, from the Caps' "This is Our Country" deal to the Ovechkin candy machine to the Kolzig dinner to the Eddie Jordan t-shirt gun to the Gilbert Zeros and the talking lobster to Marco Etcheverry in church to Jason Campbell dancing with Chief Zee and a skinny Brendan Haywood bopping to Ralph Friedgen and Dave Sollazzo screaming their guts out.

Me, I'm partial to Sollazzo, the talking lobster and anything Easterns, but regardless, Mister Irrelevant goes old-school commercial goof today with a Pizza Hut ad featuring Hall of Famers Art Monk and Darrell Green, plus Gary Clark, plus all of their mustaches. Man, those are some big mustaches.