Three-Foot Ovechkins

Three-foot tall Ovechkins.

Obviously these three-foot tall bobbleheads are not entirely unique, but two Ovechkin three-footers side by side still seems worth posting, especially when the photo came from beat writer Tarik El-Bashir's iPhone.

Would I take a three-foot full-toothed Ovie over a Donald Bonvie bobblefists doll, sponsored by Blue Cross of Northeastern Pennsylvania and Highmark Blue Shield? That's a topic for a bar and a Labatts.