Wizards Crush Tom Knott
SLAMOnline invaded the Wiz locker room before the win over Toronto on Friday night, and Marcel Mutoni emerged with a solid handful of choice nuggets, including Dominic McGuire requesting pre-game popcorn, Nick Young claiming his favorite baseball player of all time to be Deion Sanders, Antonio Daniels responding by flinging a water bottle at Young's head, and Gilbert re-enacting Randy Moss's mooning at Lambeau Field. Sounds fairly typical
But the best part is when the Wizards decide to have a conversation about Tom Knott.
The Washington Wizards, perhaps due to Arenas's status as an Internets celebrity, are hyper-aware of what's written about them in the press. They also all seem to hold abject hatred for a certain Washington Times writer, who they claim is always killing them in his column. From what I could gather, his team given nickname is "Short White Homeless-Looking White Dude."
Not many men qualify for two adjectival skin-color descriptions in their honorifics, so congrats to Tom for that. And to think, the group of men discussing Knott here likely included neither Kwame Brown nor Etan Thomas.
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