Get Yer Crybaby T-Shirts

Well that didn't take TOO too long. Five LeBron James Papa John's Crybaby t-shirts available on the eBays, all priced between $11 and $18. Like I said, if Papa John's would just sell these shirts in D.C., and sell "We're Not Really Crybabies and In Fact the Term Highly Offends Us to the Point That We'll Complain Bitterly But Not, Mind You, to the Point of Tears" t-shirts in Cleveland, plus 23-cent pizzas, everyone would be happy.

Question: In many circumstances, fans of the vanquished team grab hold of the vanquishers' shirt-tails, in order to say that their team at least lost to some top-flight operation. Furthermore, in many circumstances, fans whose teams have been eliminated root for the biggest underdog remaining. Both of those circumstances would suggest Wiz fans root for the Cavs, starting tonight. Hahahahaha. Ok, that wasn't really a question.