New Crybaby Shirts
Remember the Papa John's Crybaby t-shirts on eBay, referenced in this space yesterday afternoon? Well, one loyal reader attempted to buy one, only to be told the item had been removed, which a quick eBay search confirms. "They're trying to make fun of me, Danny," apparently.
Luckily, fantshirts has stepped into the void, creating Papa John's look-a-like t-shirts, in Papa John's colors, but without the Papa John's logo. Free wearable publicity that Papa John's, apparently, doesn't want. The pizza company, still spinning faster than an automated pizza dough mixer, keeps giving more and more money to LeBron James-related causes, while refusing to satisfy the masses with special hot-peppers-and-onions themed "Crybaby" pizzas, speedily delivered by drivers in Mike Brown masks, who would storm into your house wearing a grimace of horror and outrage while treating tips with shouts of "Terrific! Terrific! Terrific! Terrific!"
More void-stepping: The Mothering Hut unveils its special "Crybaby" line of clothing, which, ironically, does not seem to include children or infant sizes. How can one outfit one's crying baby in one's favorite Crybaby design? It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a box of tissues.
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