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Santana Moss is Having a Birthday Party

If there's one thing the D.C. area needs right now, it's a high-end, red-carpet-employing, celebrity-courting, Biz-Markie-deejayed prominent athlete birthday party. I mean, this year is already four months old, and all we have to show for it is high-end, red-carpet-employing, celebrity-courting, Biz-Markie-deejayed parties for Caron Butler, DeShawn Stevenson and Fred Smoot? Not nearly good enough.

Luckily, it's almost time for Santana Moss's birthday, and, with the possible exception of Biz Markie, all the ingredients are in place, from the Friday night pre-birthday party celebration (featuring Grind More, which is either a Go-Go Band or a horseradish company) to the Saturday night birthday extravaganza (details TBA, but I can almost guarantee they include Biz Markie and Clinton Portis in neon) to the Sunday night Charity Casino night (featuring three corporate sponsorship levels, including the $5k Level One sponsorship, which grants its bearers the right to distribute promotional corporate giveaways in VIP gift bags). Hopefully someone still has that roulette wheel from the Redskins Draft Room.

(Also, congrats to the 'Tana Man on his recent marriage.)

(Via Extreme Skins)

By Dan Steinberg  |  May 7, 2008; 2:42 PM ET
Categories:  Redskins  
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