Only One of These Links Is Related to Michael Phelps

Let's just get it out of the way right now:

- Michael Phelps is sorry he can't be your Facebook friend. (From Baltimore to Beijing)

Now on to the good stuff:

- Will Usain Bolt run straight into the NFL? (Fourth-Place Medal)

- What's so "interesting," NBC? (Ticket to Beijing)

- A few excellent ways to spice up the Olympics. (Something Awful)

- Saving Private Yao, and other great Photoshoppage. (Rocky Mountain News)

And for the educational portion of this program, a video on how to properly pronounce "Beijing."