Cooleytime Castle, Home of the Black Cougar
Hello, Bog readers. It's Lindsay Applebaum again. You know how sometimes you'll do something simple, like search on YouTube for "Redskins fan videos," and then you'll end up discovering something even greater and wilder than you could possibly dream up, complete with leather jackets, red hair dye and superheroes? No?
Meet former "American Inventor" contestant Silvio DiSalvatore, creator of the Black Cougar, "the first superhero who has one goal: to protect children."
As it turns out, DiSalvatore, who looks like some sort of cross between Eddie Money and Barbra Streisand, happens to be a Redskins fan/Philly hater and the proprietor of the Cooleytime47 channel on YouTube. He wrongly believes that the Redskins' colors include red, but makes up for it by wearing sunglasses indoors, talking about how much he loves his "locks" and trash-talking Philadelphia fans.
From his YouTube page (you can't make this stuff up):
This week tune in as I look for Redskins fans in the Bronx. That's right taken it to the Bronx. Sure to have some fun with the Giants Fans.Thurday is Prediction Day from the heart of the Cooley Time Castle with my Crystal Balls.
Click here for the latest video (language may be NSFW).
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Lindsay Applebaum
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September 30, 2008; 12:52 PM ET
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Posted by: kjh | September 30, 2008 1:12 PM | Report abuse
hilarious
Posted by: pmizzle123 | September 30, 2008 1:12 PM | Report abuse
I want to visit Cooley Time Castle!
Posted by: Anonymous | September 30, 2008 1:53 PM | Report abuse
what a weird man. how do you even make that random eagles sound and why would you ever think that is what a bird sounds like.
Posted by: wtf | September 30, 2008 1:54 PM | Report abuse
Okay, I just watched this video at work with the sound off and still thought it was hilarious... I can only imagine once I hear what he's saying.
Here's what I'm saying: F PHILLY! 4-1 here we come!
Posted by: Rep. Heath Shuler (D-NC) | September 30, 2008 3:57 PM | Report abuse
He's just trying to protect kids from gingivitis.
"When a plaque of kidnappings hit the neighborhood it is Silvio who's accused."
Posted by: twoeightnine | September 30, 2008 5:26 PM | Report abuse
This guy is a few bricks short of a full load.
Thx,
Jay!
Posted by: JayRockers! | September 30, 2008 9:40 PM | Report abuse
Lindsay, I want to thank you for the shout out. I'll mention you in Thursday's Blog from inside Cooley Time Castle.
www.blackcougar.com
See ya Thursday............ SILVIO
Posted by: Silvio " Black Cougar " | September 30, 2008 11:45 PM | Report abuse
1st- what the F does "gingivitus" have to do w/ anything man???
2nd- these r some pretty funny comments.
3rd- even funnier blog!!
4th- LOL-made my night:) cant WAIT to see next blog
Posted by: bob | October 1, 2008 12:43 AM | Report abuse
lindsay applebaum, you are hot
Posted by: BMAC | October 1, 2008 3:59 AM | Report abuse
I WANT THE REDHEAD...
Posted by: Paul | October 1, 2008 6:58 AM | Report abuse
LMAO
Posted by: H.T.T.R. | October 1, 2008 7:21 AM | Report abuse
Fort Apache The Bronx
Posted by: RedskinsFan89 | October 1, 2008 8:25 AM | Report abuse
Came across this article, must say the guy is insane. But think about it aren't we talking about him.
My point is fox in insane clothing.
Posted by: BURGUNDYFOREVER | October 1, 2008 8:29 AM | Report abuse
Crystal balls?
Posted by: Paul | October 2, 2008 10:28 AM | Report abuse
Lindsay Applebeen Golden Apple Award.
Thanks to you there will be an award for MVP Redskins.
Applebeen can't make that name up....
Posted by: SILVIO | October 3, 2008 2:29 PM | Report abuse
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