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Clinton Portis's Stripper Pole

Since Clinton Portis's mansion was featured on MTV cribs while he still played for the Broncos, "Portis" and "stripper pole" have been joined like leg to metal.

But old news doesn't make it any less irresistible. If you're a young lady and you show up at his summer pool party and find yourself in a vaguely burgundy and gold room with a sliver of silver in the middle, you have to stop and pose for pics (and then post them on Facebook). And if you're a blogger and you find these pictures in your inbox, you have to post them, even if the only response you'll get is "Yup, that's a pole in a vaguely burgundy and gold room."

In other pool party pic news, Portis appears to own a large bobblehead of himself, an interestingly toned bar, an expansive swimming pool and some sort of grotto-with-waterfall. That last pic, though, featured some bikini-clad revelers, so I left it out. This is the Washington Post, after all. We have standards.

By Dan Steinberg  |  December 17, 2008; 1:44 PM ET
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Yup... this is how to party!

Now, Let's see those bikini pics, Dan! As of now, this is a 6... once you post those, it easily bumps to a 9!

Posted by: dupa3 | December 17, 2008 2:37 PM | Report abuse

Why is it that any time Stein posts something like this about the Caps it seems REALLY cute and fun and any time he posts something similar about the Skins it just comes off as creepy and gross?

Winning is a great cure all, I suppose.

I don't care about Clinton Portis' desire to seduce women, Stein.

Posted by: MarylanDChris | December 17, 2008 2:42 PM | Report abuse

I don't think you need to seduce girls using your stripper pole.

Posted by: twoeightnine_ | December 17, 2008 2:51 PM | Report abuse

Yeah, I'm sure it's ornamental.

Posted by: MarylanDChris | December 17, 2008 2:57 PM | Report abuse

Yup, that's a pole in a vaguely burgundy and gold room.

Posted by: kolbkl | December 17, 2008 3:07 PM | Report abuse

Clinton be hogging with some cougars...He must be a true Redskin.

Posted by: WaPoLiveFan16 | December 17, 2008 3:07 PM | Report abuse

Poles are always a distraction....

From true love.

- T. Pain

Posted by: StetSportsBlog | December 17, 2008 4:31 PM | Report abuse

D***, no wonder CP's game has been slipping lately. What's up with the water buffalos?!?!?!

Posted by: City1 | December 18, 2008 10:03 AM | Report abuse

Are these the type of women Portis is associating himself with?? If so, why?

Posted by: RickyWillsnack | December 18, 2008 12:55 PM | Report abuse

This article is complete BS. It has no substance and is a complete waste of space.

Wow. Clinton Portis has a stripper pole. Who knew?!

This post is completely ridiculous on all levels.

Posted by: worstnightmare | December 18, 2008 1:09 PM | Report abuse

your blogs get worse as the season goes on.

i'd hit that.

Posted by: skinsno1 | December 18, 2008 2:30 PM | Report abuse

So wait, you left out the good one?

You have my email Steins.

Posted by: FlyersSuck | December 18, 2008 4:20 PM | Report abuse

I think we found two new offensive lineman!

Posted by: clevelandthesteamer | December 18, 2008 8:42 PM | Report abuse

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