Morning Look: This is Who Beat the Redskins
There are so many ways in which yesterday's loss to the Bengals constituted the low point of the 2008 Washington Redskins season. So far, anyhow. But I thought I'd offer three more reasons anyhow, since I'm feeling generous.
1) This guy above. He wore an orange bag on his head, before the game even started. To repeat: the Redskins lost to a team whose fans were wearing bags over their head before the game started.
So what does it say about you if you're worse than that team? It's like going to a funeral and being paler than the corpse. It's like driving past a car crash and seeing the participants rubbernecking in your direction. It's like strolling into an NHL dressing room and being told you smell bad.
2) These concession stands, above. I took this photo right about 12:30 pm. That would be 30 minutes before the kickoff of a 1 pm NFL football game. Take a moment to count how many people are in line. Now count again to make sure, if you'd like. That's right, the answer is zero.
I'm no expert in sound waves, but I'm pretty sure the noise made by zero people isn't enough to disrupt your standard NFL offense. You at least need one person. Preferably one with access to radio waves every Tuesday afternoon.
3) These people, pictured above. Yes, Redskins fans, your team lost to a franchise supported by bag-wearing, never-arriving depressives who believe that zubaz striped outerwear with protruding tails are the height of modern fashion.
So when's the Caps' next game, anyhow?
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