The Racing Presidents' Inaugural Ball Schedule

(By Linda Davidson - TWP)

So the Nats' Giant Racing Presidents, who in this non-Teixeira world are at worst the team's fourth-through-seventh most engaging personalities, have a busy week in front of them. Because while five Presidents might gather in the White House for a photo-op, these four Presidents are a lot more huggable in an inaugural ball setting. Plus, they have large heads that look silly.

Anyhow, the various Racing Presidents, as a group, have at least four inaugural engagements, with more possible. If I don't post like 700 photos of them between now and next week, you can ask for a refund. Picture something like the above, except with Marc Sterne replaced by the future Commerce Secretary.

This tentative schedule is courtesy of the Nationals.

George & Abe, Children's Inaugural Ball at the Historical Society of Washington, D.C., Sunday from 11:45 am - 1:00 pm.

Abe, The Illinois Inaugural Gala at the Renaissance Hotel Monday from 7:30 pm - 9:00 pm.

Teddy, Delaware State Society Inaugural Ball, Willard InterContinental Hotel, Monday from 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm.

Teddy, New York State Society Inaugural Brunch, Willard InterContinental Hotel, Tuesday from 11:00 am - 4:00 pm.

And yeah, if you have any leftover "Isn't Teddy supposed to appear at the McCain Inaugural Ball?" jokes, this would be an appropriate place to deploy them.