Buy a Redskin Ride

This little lady is for sale on craigslist. It's a '93 Chevy Caprice, and it's yours for $10k or best offer. The hood, as you can see, has both a Redskins logo and the signatures of Jason Campbell, Mike Sellers "and more." Darrell Green's name and number are on the rear panels.

If you don't have the $10 k, the seller will also consider a trade for a nice historic car or two. (MUST BE 1984 OR OLDER).

And seriously, if the words "autographed hood" don't get your pulse racing, you need to start eating more high sodium foods.