Vinny Cerrato's First Ninja Scene
So yeah, the picture quality is bad, and the audio is worse, but here's at least a quick glimpse of Sergeant Antonelli, or Cerrato, or whatever we're supposed to call him, in Kindergarten Ninja action.
Honestly, this scene is like some weird trippy dream I might have had during the transition from the Beijing Olympics to Redskins season, a real anxiety scorcher, where ladies with big hair are consoling crying kids on the playground while telling a jean-jacketed Vinny Cerrato about new Chinese narcotics, and Cerrato is replying in a take-no-free-agents tone, all hard-like, closing with "Nobody messes with our precinct. Nobody."
All that was missing was Daniel Snyder swooping down in a black helicopter to cover the kids with burgundy slime while Mark Brunell burst out of the jungle gym in the 8 Car wearing the Mask of Zorn and throwing Kleenex with all his might toward the ghost of Santana Moss, played here by Icelandic handballers, as Jimi Hendrix and Katie Holmes performed a "Hail to the Redskins" duet.
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February 11, 2009; 12:14 PM ET
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Posted by: ThisGuy | February 11, 2009 12:33 PM | Report abuse
In honor of this movie, I think we should all refer to Vinny as "Sarge" from now on. Great find, Steinz.
Jenks
Posted by: Cricketslayer | February 11, 2009 12:35 PM | Report abuse
Chief Zee is highly disappointed that he wasn't in your proverbial dream.
Posted by: truthaboutit | February 11, 2009 12:40 PM | Report abuse
NOOOO!!!
Don't cancel dinner Sarge!
I can't work on an empty stomach!!
Posted by: truthaboutit | February 11, 2009 1:02 PM | Report abuse
no oscar for sarge? criminal.
Posted by: eggitmon | February 11, 2009 1:05 PM | Report abuse
LMAO HA HA HA
Posted by: alex35332 | February 11, 2009 1:06 PM | Report abuse
Definitely Vinny needs to be "Sarge" from here on out.
That was the suckiest part of the sucky acting that sucked its way through that clip of cinematic suckage.
Posted by: wahoo2x | February 11, 2009 1:19 PM | Report abuse
He's a natural actor. With his giant eyeballs he always looks surprised.
Posted by: theskinnypost | February 11, 2009 1:48 PM | Report abuse
was this a porn?
Posted by: oknow1 | February 11, 2009 2:25 PM | Report abuse
I actually watched this movie with some friends as a joke a few years ago. Didn't realize it was Vinny.
From what I remember, the credits revealed that it had been paid for at least in part by a local city council as part of a anti-drug initiative.
Posted by: ns269 | February 11, 2009 3:11 PM | Report abuse
Oh lord...Agent Steinz FOR THE WIN!
"Sarge" - muahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: EdTheRed | February 11, 2009 3:14 PM | Report abuse
You know how somethings are so bad they're good... well, this isn't one of them.
Posted by: KingME1 | February 11, 2009 4:38 PM | Report abuse
Nice Canadian Tuxedo Vinny!
I bet Bruce Allen never appeared in a creepy 80's movie as a ninja...
Can we pull the coup d'Redskins on Danny and Vinny and put Bruce Allen and Z in charge?
Posted by: beatwhitey | February 11, 2009 6:35 PM | Report abuse
Steinburg,
where the hell do you find this stuff? This is awesome. I think Vinny missed his calling. Classic stuff
Posted by: mcvacin | February 11, 2009 7:36 PM | Report abuse
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316111/
Posted by: DreamCity4LIFE | February 12, 2009 9:54 AM | Report abuse
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"...First Ninja Scene"
There's more than one?