Roger Goodell is Haynesworth's Homeboy

Language concerns will prevent me from posting the video of Albert Haynesworth emoting on or about the date of LenDale White's most recent birthday. If you have a tough constitution and you can handle the occasional bad word, the video is available at Deadspin. I burned my ear-drums for you, in an effort to pull some notable quotes.

On Roger Goodell: "Hey, Roger Goodell's my homeboy. Yo, hey, I'm his first suspension. I'm his first suspension. His real one, you know what I'm saying? Like, his first suspension, who was it, who was it?"

On potentially facing the Steelers in the playoffs: "When we do see 'em, it's gonna be ugly, because I'im gonna be there."

On women being attracted to football stars: "The girls don't know nothing about that, though. That's just football ascolades. [sic] I'm just a dude. I'm that dude. I'm that dude."

Vince Young on Haynesworth: "That [bleep's] a beast. Hey, I ain't never seen nothing like it."