Skins Poised to Win Jumping Into Truck Title
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A few observations from today's wondrous news about the backup Skins wide receiver hopeful who jumps into pickup trucks wearing slippers:
1) "He has been told that Redskins owner Daniel Snyder and Executive Vice President of Football Operations Vinny Cerrato had seen the YouTube video, though he has no idea if it made an impression on them."
So Daniel Snyder and Vinny Cerrato watch YouTube videos together? Golly. I can just hear it now: "Boss, come in here, stat! You're never gonna believe the things this cat can do with this keyboard!"
2) He also set his high school's record in the high jump. I think he should make the practice squad, just in case the NFL scraps the 17th game in favor of an obstacle course/skills competition in which, among other things, players would be asked to hurdle shrubberies and Yukon Denalis.
3) In Les's story, Eloi sings the praises of having a slight breeze while playing football. Is it possible his leap was wind-aided?
4) Malcolm Kelly's vertical leap coming out of college was recorded at 32 inches. Les says Eloi can go 44. That's a full foot difference, 12 inches worth of leapability, springboardaliciousness, bouncey-bouncyocity. You could add my vertical to Kelly's vertical and still not reach Eloi's vertical. Sign that guy to a guaranteed deal today.
(First seen on Mister Irrelevant)
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